I mEt CINDERELLA and the sEvEn DWARFS TODAY

[gunxfirexsky]

OK, the strangest thing happened today. I was just driving down the streets of cheese villi when something caught my eye and distracted me into a ditch ( Don't worry no serious injuries ). I looked around hoping to catch sight of what had caused this incident. I looked to my left... nothing, but as I looked to my right something caught my eye. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, it sparkled in the sunlight. She was in a georgeous blue dress and her hair was blowing about in the wind, it was all just simply iresistible . I thought "something this beautiful can't be human". So I decied to go and say hello. I Slowly srarted to approach , and realized it was none other than CINDERELLA her self ( I thought she was dead ). I asked if she needed help and she said that her and her seven dwarfs were looking for her ruby red shoes, which the 8 of them needed to get home! BEFORE the wicked witch found them! Her plan was to poison them with her poisonous crimson red apple. I just could not let that happen so I simply invited them all back to my place back to my place and assured them that they would be safe there. Gave them all plenty of vodka and a little rum, and now there all pasted out one my living room floor. HA HA,
Baises de mre de paix!!!!