children: your parents let you down. your teachers let you down. the government lets you drown.

[guntrip]

As my Truck Eight is no closer to being finished than the last time I was drunk and writing in here, I thought I could at least interupt my "busy" evening of drinking, playing Call To Power 2 and singing badly along to records to share with you this; I bought the BEST T-SHIRT EVER at the aforementioned festival. Observe:

Comments

[sparklepbass]

*is happy for you*

i'm going to miss your drunken singing. no, really, i am.

[guntrip]

I'll just buy a micrphone, I'm sure MSN has a voicechat option.

ALSO: drunken? PFFT.

[sparklepbass]

yes, drunken. sweetie. next, you'll be telling me my hair looks nice :P

[guntrip]

Your hair always looks nice. I only said it t'other week because it was the first time I'd seen you since you'd done something with it :P

[sparklepbass]

*raises eyebrows*

did you just shout "gay"?

[guntrip]

I do not believe so.

[sparklepbass]

it sounded like it.

[guntrip]

I... don't remember. If it was, it was probably at Civilisation. I invaded Scotland just to wind up Ailsa \m/

[sparklepbass]

awh, young love... *sigh*

[guntrip]

She got quite upset when I said, instead of conquoring Edinburgh, I was going to destroy all it's farmland and starve the population.

[LOOK, ask Mary. She'll understand the fun of conquoring the world in morally disgusting ways in Civilisation..]

[sparklepbass]

you assume that i don't understand the fun of conquering the world in morally disgusting ways?

[guntrip]

Well, maybe, but I bet you don't derive huge satisfaction from invading an enemy and destroying ALL their farmland and railways before withdrawing and leaving them to starve. Right? :P

[sparklepbass]

*eyes light up*
let me try, and i'll let you know.

[guntrip]

In the end I took over most, and then effectively enslaved the "rump" Scotland state I didn't conquor by taking over their economy. MWAHAHAHAHHAA... scary.. me? WHAT?