were the unicorns and were people too.
so tonight.
one of those nights where everything you try to do seems to go wrong.
the evening started out with one simple desire: dabbs and i wanted to get high. we go to the mall, to outback, to papa johns, and no luck. we left papa johns after somehow aquiring elise, and went to sams house. still no pot. sigh. so we leave sams and decide, hey, elise has a fake ID, lets go buy some beer from the doublegate ez. so we go to the atm, and, low and behold, elise's atm card doesnt work. what the fuck. so hey. elise says, i know this place that keeps a cooler full of beer on their back porch, and my brother steals it and i steal it all the time. so, being as desperate as we are, and having complete disregard for any and everything, we go over to these apartments. dabbs is driving my car and we instruct him to go to the front and have the car facing the exit. elise and i go around back and scope it out. the lights are on and the door is open. hmmm. so we walk around a little more, and the light goes out. sketchy. we go back to the car and tell dabbs the situation. in the end, we decide, fuck it, we'll do it anyway. elise and go back around to the back porch and creep up to the cooler. we start grabbing beers. i have 4 beers in my hand when i hear a woman yell, WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL DOIN!! eh. so i do what any kid would do, and haul ass. elise meanwhile, is still grabbing beers. i run around the yard and dive in the car. i hear elise yell to keep the door open. i turn around and see elise running towards the car as the woman opens her front door. elise dives in the car. the woman stops. we burn rubber.
we got 10 beers. wouldve been 12, but elise dropped two.
i dont even drink beer.
one of those nights where everything you try to do seems to go wrong.
the evening started out with one simple desire: dabbs and i wanted to get high. we go to the mall, to outback, to papa johns, and no luck. we left papa johns after somehow aquiring elise, and went to sams house. still no pot. sigh. so we leave sams and decide, hey, elise has a fake ID, lets go buy some beer from the doublegate ez. so we go to the atm, and, low and behold, elise's atm card doesnt work. what the fuck. so hey. elise says, i know this place that keeps a cooler full of beer on their back porch, and my brother steals it and i steal it all the time. so, being as desperate as we are, and having complete disregard for any and everything, we go over to these apartments. dabbs is driving my car and we instruct him to go to the front and have the car facing the exit. elise and i go around back and scope it out. the lights are on and the door is open. hmmm. so we walk around a little more, and the light goes out. sketchy. we go back to the car and tell dabbs the situation. in the end, we decide, fuck it, we'll do it anyway. elise and go back around to the back porch and creep up to the cooler. we start grabbing beers. i have 4 beers in my hand when i hear a woman yell, WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL DOIN!! eh. so i do what any kid would do, and haul ass. elise meanwhile, is still grabbing beers. i run around the yard and dive in the car. i hear elise yell to keep the door open. i turn around and see elise running towards the car as the woman opens her front door. elise dives in the car. the woman stops. we burn rubber.
we got 10 beers. wouldve been 12, but elise dropped two.
i dont even drink beer.