why would anyone not want to be?

Apr 14, 2005 22:32

Agi722: finding yourself

Auto response from gunthers guitar: 3 guesses what im doing.....
ok GO!

Agi722: painting zebra stripes all over your bedroom
Agi722: chasing the mutated moth around your house, mostly in spirals
Agi722: singing Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy real loud and playing it really obnoxiously on guitar to annoy your pop and then, when he tells you to stop
Agi722: you yell at him that you are finding yourself, and then go on to sing a song about how all you ever wanted was a kitten
Agi722: smoking.
Agi722: ok i just smashed THREE legs of the moth and that fucker IS STILL FLYING
Agi722: he has now lighted on the edge of the molding in our dining room, i assume to die and function as a trophy insect; an elegant showing of my skills. you're going to think that everyone loves you, you got 9 messages while you were gone but no, no. just me.
Agi722: *lit, i guess. 10.
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