I looked up the text of the Declaration of Independence and entered in the I Write Like site.
http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/freedom/doi/text.html http://iwl.me/ Apparently the first and last paragraphs of the Declaration were written by James Fenimore Cooper. The second and second-to-last paragraphs were done by H.P. Lovecraft. The entire middle section was written by Charles Dickens.
Explains a lot about this country, don't it?