HOLY SHIT
An open notice to all females on the fucking CONTINENT.
Right now, at this very moment, I will take what I can fucking get in terms of action.
This is not a joke. If you're willing to come here, right now, and fool around, I will seriously do so no questions asked.
No bitch will be turned down.
Going to wallow in the misery of my horniness.
P.S: Please, no fatties.
Out.
Like a flower, waiting to bloom.
Like a light bulb, in a dark room.
I'm just sitting here
Waiting for you to come on home,
and turn me on.