RETURN OF SON OF MOTHRA
Taxman44444: I got attacked by Son of Mothra
WHOsYerBlues: ...
Taxman44444: And it was horrifying
Taxman44444: You remember the whole Mothra battle in your kitchen?
WHOsYerBlues: yeah
Taxman44444: OK
Taxman44444: I was watering flowers today outside, when I catch something out of the corner of my eye
Taxman44444: I turn, and there is a moth literally the SIZE OF MY FUCKING FIST shillin on the top of the bench
Taxman44444: *chillin
WHOsYerBlues: ahhhh
WHOsYerBlues: i hate moths
Taxman44444: So I spray the piss of the thing with my high pressure hose
Taxman44444: For like 30 seconds
Taxman44444: And everyone at the smokers table flips shit like "OMFG U just killd uh butterfly!"
WHOsYerBlues: hahaha
Taxman44444: Until some woman goes over and looks at it, and confirms the fact that it is, in fact a giant fucking moth
Taxman44444: So I assume its dead
Taxman44444: And I'm bringing over my portable watering tank to the other side
Taxman44444: And as I'm passing Son of Mothra, this giant bastard, like it KNOWS ITS ME, starts wigging out and flying toward my head
WHOsYerBlues: ahhh
Taxman44444: The fucker has like half inch tendrils coming out of its mouth
Taxman44444: And its pissed
Taxman44444: So I flip and start freaking out like a bitch
WHOsYerBlues: haha
Taxman44444: Like jumping and throwing one of my knees in the air and shit
Taxman44444: And I'm using the Waterboy to block the damn thing off
WHOsYerBlues: hahaa
Taxman44444: But its getting up over it, so I decide to ditch and start running
Taxman44444: And I throw the Waterboy to the side, where it comes like an inch from slamming the side of this guys Jeep
Taxman44444: So Son backs off and lands on the side of the buliding
Taxman44444: And I'm keeping my distance, standing like 20 feet away and arcing the water into the plants
Taxman44444: And Son of Mothra is like fluttering around and keeping its distance
Taxman44444: When the biggest crow I have ever seen swoops in and plucks Son right out of the fucking air
Taxman44444: I swear to God I was half an inch from vomiting all over myself
WHOsYerBlues: whatttttt
Taxman44444: Like Son was flying around, and this bird comes through and fucks him up mid-air
Taxman44444: Started eating him
Taxman44444: It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had
WHOsYerBlues: ...
Taxman44444: And it was horrifying
Taxman44444: You remember the whole Mothra battle in your kitchen?
WHOsYerBlues: yeah
Taxman44444: OK
Taxman44444: I was watering flowers today outside, when I catch something out of the corner of my eye
Taxman44444: I turn, and there is a moth literally the SIZE OF MY FUCKING FIST shillin on the top of the bench
Taxman44444: *chillin
WHOsYerBlues: ahhhh
WHOsYerBlues: i hate moths
Taxman44444: So I spray the piss of the thing with my high pressure hose
Taxman44444: For like 30 seconds
Taxman44444: And everyone at the smokers table flips shit like "OMFG U just killd uh butterfly!"
WHOsYerBlues: hahaha
Taxman44444: Until some woman goes over and looks at it, and confirms the fact that it is, in fact a giant fucking moth
Taxman44444: So I assume its dead
Taxman44444: And I'm bringing over my portable watering tank to the other side
Taxman44444: And as I'm passing Son of Mothra, this giant bastard, like it KNOWS ITS ME, starts wigging out and flying toward my head
WHOsYerBlues: ahhh
Taxman44444: The fucker has like half inch tendrils coming out of its mouth
Taxman44444: And its pissed
Taxman44444: So I flip and start freaking out like a bitch
WHOsYerBlues: haha
Taxman44444: Like jumping and throwing one of my knees in the air and shit
Taxman44444: And I'm using the Waterboy to block the damn thing off
WHOsYerBlues: hahaa
Taxman44444: But its getting up over it, so I decide to ditch and start running
Taxman44444: And I throw the Waterboy to the side, where it comes like an inch from slamming the side of this guys Jeep
Taxman44444: So Son backs off and lands on the side of the buliding
Taxman44444: And I'm keeping my distance, standing like 20 feet away and arcing the water into the plants
Taxman44444: And Son of Mothra is like fluttering around and keeping its distance
Taxman44444: When the biggest crow I have ever seen swoops in and plucks Son right out of the fucking air
Taxman44444: I swear to God I was half an inch from vomiting all over myself
WHOsYerBlues: whatttttt
Taxman44444: Like Son was flying around, and this bird comes through and fucks him up mid-air
Taxman44444: Started eating him
Taxman44444: It was one of the worst experiences I've ever had