A blank slate

[gunsmokesamurai]

I've been inspirationally dry for days. I've had nothing to write. I draw massive intellectual blanks when I try to formulate interesting rants. Funny ideas are constantly and ephemerally floating through my brain, but they vanish at the keyboard. I am wordless. Beyond that, theres nothing behind the wordlessness. I am a blank slate of a person

Comments

Uh... thanks.

[gunsmokesamurai]

First of all, I've already cached Maddox as a resource and I emulated his style YEARS ago.

Second, the whole grammar raping thing is tired to me. I can do it well, but it just seems like kind of a dickheaded thing to do.

Third, since my Livejournals purpose is to update whoever gives a fuck about relevant shit in my life, then an entry about a feeling of blankness is perfectly acceptable. Thats whats going on with me.

Thanks for the thought, though.

Re: Uh... thanks.

[pinball_wiz]

I retract his thank you.

It's easy to find ignorant people? What does that make you? Do you know everything about everything? We're all ignorant.

Criticize emo journals? Nitpick about grammar? Yeah I used to do that shit too, and it was funny too, but it also made me look like a dumbass because frankly know one gives a fuck.

So yeah...no. Just no.

P.S. Maddox blows.

Man I'm an asshole.

Re: Uh... thanks.

[gunsmokesamurai]

Wow. Yes, you really are an asshole. God. I was just trying to help and you guys attack me. Thanks.

-Sara

Re: Uh... thanks.

[marcomeatball]

I have a penis!

-Marco

yEAH

[pinball_wiz]

I did have one. I lost it long ago in the Temple of Doom.

If you want

[gunsmokesamurai]

If you want to see your penis alive, leave $50,000 in unmarked bills in a black briefcase in the library lobby. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.

Probably

[gunsmokesamurai]

That probably should have been anonymous.