OMGWTFBBQ n00b t00b!!1
The more people I encounter, the more I realize that everything is shit and Jesus died in vain. People are oblivious imbeciles so wrapped up in their own petty fuckshitness that they just dont get how much everything fucking sucks. Politically retarded teenagers walk under their neo-punk banner of anarchy at the same time that they go to their government funded schools and drive their cars filled with heavily taxed gasoline on the way to their jobs so they can collect a paycheck that gives even more money to the FUCKING GOVERNMENT. Ask any one of these domeless wunderkinds a political question that requires more of an answer than the standard "BuSh Is EvIl!!1 PUNK RAWK!!!!" answer and they freeze up quicker than Danny Glover on the can in Lethal Weapon.
We're truly in a sad state of affairs, O my brothers. But, there is hope. I've devised a plan, a way to purge the world of its utter shittiness and return it to its former glory. And, the way to do it is...
Oh wait, I was lying. Everything is fucked.