Ow, my brainmeats!
Story Or Series Title: Unknown Daughters. Now if that wasn't a Sue-ish title, I duuno what is.
Fandom: Trigun. (I haven't found many Cowboy Bebop sues of late.....most of them are just OC's....)
Culprit Author's Name: LifelongStampedeK
Summary: Two girls get sucked into the Trigun dimension and learn about thier pasts. R&R! CHAPPIE 9 UP! Pleeeaaasseee review! This is a traditional
It cuts off there. I'm not sure if I should be scared that I don't know what's coming, or relieved the author shut-up.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi. I kid you not.
Full Species(es): Self-insertation Sue. (which sounds really dirty to my perverted mind..!)
Hair Color (include adjectives): "her golden blonde high ponytail (like Battousai's from Ruroni Kenshin) blowing from side to side in the breeze.". Well. At least it's not purple or anything.....
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green. Oh no.....this is foreboding. I do not like where this is going.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: I think what she's wearing counts. "She had on a pale blue t-shirt with "Angel" written on it in sparkly gold cursive with a sparkly silver halo dangling off the 'A' and little sparkly white angel wings on either side of the word. She also wore navy blue flares and a red, knee-length leather coat unbuttoned down the front. She also had a grey-green backpack on her back. " Pppfhht. She's sparklie-ish!
Special Possessions (if any): Is only 13, but looks 20. Ack. Trigun DVD's count? And a Mac laptop. Damnit, I want one! Later on, gun, long coat and other Vash related things.
Annoying Origin: Apparently, modern day....I dunno where. It's a self-insertion fic, gone horribly Sue-ish.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Cloooone. No, I kid. It seems like they are re-incarnations of Vash and Wolfwood. Ph33r. I do, indeed.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can do anything Vash can. Only Better-er. x_X;
Other Annoying Traits: Do I have to list them? Alright, she's annoying, loud, brattish, annoying, horribly, horribly sue-ish, annoying. And a total, total rip-off. Oh, how I sob for my fandom. Oh and Vash and Wolfwood don't find them irritating at all. Pssh, yeah right.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Just for kicks, I had to throw in the disclaimer, which takes up more space than the rest of the first chapter. I condensed it, because otherwise, it would have ruined my scrolly mouse thingy.
Hey and welcome to my new story! Hopefully there will be less spelling mistakes than in my last one.
If you spot a spelling mistake, YOU MUST REVIEW AND TELLEE MEE!
Disclaimer: LifelongStampedeK (a.k.a. Kelly) does not own: the song Sound Life ,
The Mackintosh Apple Corporation,
AIM, the screen-names BeyondRepair01, JakeRules449, or NWolfwood.
My screen-name is none of your beeswax.
I also do not own the words OPEN SESAME,
The country of Greece,
Trigun and all its characters,
Potatoes,
Twinkies,
Or anybody named Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi besides me.
(Hint: these are mostly just names I like except my real name is hidden in there somewhere. Can you find it?)
Let the story begin!!! ^_^
WTF. Just.....WTF.
"TRIGUN TIME!" Kelly vaulted the stair-railing, leaving her dark red and ivory themed bedroom behind, power cord for her Mac in hand. She landed in the hallway and raced into the kitchen. She plugged her laptop into the counter outlet and dragged up a barstool. She booted up her computer and grabbed her High Noon DVD from on top of the pile. Her parents were fairly well-off and she was an only child, so Kelly could afford extras like a leather coat, Mac laptop and DVD's whenever she wanted them. She logged on and looked at the battery icon. 0.4 second of power left. "Yep, outta juice." She said out loud, checking her e-mail. "cHeLsEaRoSe88 is now online!" AIM said, too perky. She hated computerized voices. Kelly made a mental note to turn off that function. "BeyondRepair01 is now online! JakeRules449 is now online! NWolfwood is now online! NWolfwood has opened a chat window with you!" AIM chirped.
*Hey* Nicole (NWolfwood) typed.
* Hey Nicole* Kelly typed back.
* Wanna come over? * Kelly typed.
*we can watch Ep. 26 and M & D are working l8e*
*B right ova * Nicole typed.
* See u soon! * Kelly typed.
"NWolfwood has signed off!" AIM squawked. "GAH!!!" Kelly yelled. She clicked out of AIM and put in her High Noon disc. Just then the doorbell rang. "Kel! Open Sesame! Nicole yelled from outside the front door. "Sesame!" Kelly yelled back. They used passwords when they went over to each other's houses, that way nobody would get kidnapped or anything. Kelly opened the door. "Nicole D.Wolfwood, ya don't have to be so loud!" Kelly yelled. "Geez you sound like my mother!" Nicole grumbled. "Yeah yeah." Kelly said back, rolling her eyes. Nicole was about 6'3" with pixie-cut dark hair and blue-grey eyes. Her father and Kelly's mother were both Greek and unrelated, so both of the girls had a slightly masculine cast to their features. Kelly would occasionally tease Nicole about the resemblance of her and her name to everyone's favorite priest, when that happened Nicole would just tease Kelly back about her name. Kelly's name was a whole sentence long; her mother and father were hoping for twins so that they could name them after practically the whole family. Sadly, all they got was Kelly. Her fully name was Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi. "H'ok. Gimme a hand wouldja???" Nicole asked, grabbing one end of the enormous duffel she had brought along. Kelly grabbed the other and exclaimed: "Geez Wolfwood, what the heck is IN this thing??" "Overnight stuff, DVD'S, my sunglasses and a toothbrush." Nicole said, grinning. "How much overnight stuff do ya NEED, Nicole???" Kelly said, groaning as the duo lifted Nicole's giant bag into the family room. "Not much, actually. I have band practice tomorrow so my flute is also in there, my `sunglasses are too, I brought clothes for tomorrow and the next day, and I Also brought manga, a sleeping bag, and a spa kit." Nicole said, grinning. "OOH! Spa kit! Let's watch the movie first though." Kelly said, as the two sat down in barstools in front of the laptop. Kelly clicked on Episode 26 in the start menu. They saw the silver gun appear out of the darkness that signified the beginning of the episode and then the screen went fuzzy. " Hey! No Fair!" Nicole complained. "I'll get my High Noon." She said, going over to her duffel and grabbing the DVD and her sunglasses, for some reason. She plopped back down on the barstool and Kelly grabbed her backpack and was about to unzip it when the laptop's screen glowed blinding white. " EEEYYYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly and Nicole yelled simultaneously as they were sucked into the laptop screen. As Kelly's feet disappeared, so did Nicole's white cap-sleeved t-shirt clad upper half, followed by her black low rise flares, legs and white tennis shod feet.
Yey. Lets rip off Digimon while we're at it. And jeez. It's just painful to read this.
Oooh, an anuthors note I must mock:
(A/N: See, what'd I tell you? This is a self-insert but NOT a Mary Sue. Yes, I did burn an empty pot once. The smell hung around for days and my family kept asking what that smell was. It went away eventually.)
HA. Haaaahhhhaaaaa. *wipes tear from her eye*
Oh, here's after they were transported to Gunsmoke or something....
Kelly landed facedown in the sand with Nicole on top of her. Kelly pushed up and flipped Nicole off of herself, spitting sand. "Good Lord Almighty, we're in December!" Nicole said, spying a Vash the Stampede wanted poster and a December Saloon sign. "Nice coat." Kelly said, seeing Nicole's knee- length black leather coat that was unbuttoned down the front. "Well, yours grew." Nicole said, Pointing at Kelly's coat which now looked just like Vash's coat unbuttoned. Kelly peeked in her backpack. "Hey, all my school books are gonzo and my knee length coat is in here!" Kelly said, pulling out her sunglasses. They were expensive customs, designed to be just like Vash the Stampede's except polarized so her mother wouldn't have a cow. Kelly flipped her sunglasses open and put them on her face. Nicole accidentally leaned against a cross gun similar to Wolfwood's and fell flat on her back, seeing the two suns. "Huh??? Is this thing mine??" Nicole said, highly confused. She picked the Punisher gun up and pulled the cloth off, eliciting several stares from neighboring passersby. "Whoa." Nicole said, staring at the humongous gun with her initials filigreed in silver down the left arm. "Umm.Nicole? Could you please pack that thing up?" Kelly asked, noting the curious pedestrians. "Wha? - Oh, sure." Nicole said, fixing the black canvas and steel straps around the cross again. (A/N: I only said Nicole's cross was LIKE Wolfwood's, not a carbon copy of it! ^_^) Suddenly a random guy named Fred yelled: " RUUUNN!!!! I'TS VASH THE STAMPEDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" while pointing at Kelly. "WAIT! NO! I'M FEEEEMAALE!" Kelly yelled, while a mob of townspeople chased Nicole and Kelly all over the place. Suddenly some people got the bright idea to start shooting at the two thirteen-year- olds. "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!" Nicole yelled, pushing Kelly out of the way of a bullet. "EEEYYAHH!" Kelly yelled, backflipping over Nicole and landing in a nearby Dumpster, getting very smelly but avoiding a potentially deadly bullet. "C'mon, idiot!" Nicole mumbled, pulling Kelly out of the Dumpster, the two running even faster. "CRAP! I'M GONNA DIEEE!!!" Kelly yelled, as an RPG destroyed the Dumpster behind them. Kelly quickly pulled several of Vash's trademark, erratic balletlike maneuvers to avoid getting shot at again. Suddenly Kelly whooped and jumped straight up in the air, catching a knife that was intended for her throat. "I didn't know you could do that!" Nicole screeched, using her cross gun as a shield and pulling Kelly behind it as well. "Me neither!" Kelly hollered in Nicole's ear, shooting the guns out of all the sniper's hands one by one. "Phew. No More snipers!" Kelly said, pulling Nicole and the giant gun around to face the other way so as to deflect the tree branches, car tires, burning brands, encyclopedias, taxis, and other large and unpleasant objects being thrown at them. Suddenly Kelly stuck her right hand out to the side, creating a telekinetic barrier around the mob of nutcases also known as 'disgruntled citizens'. "EEEEK!" A man in a red coat with spiky blonde hair yelped while dodging a tossed dairy cow. "Mind if I join you?" He asked, hiding behind the cross gun as well. He took one look at Nicole's face and went pale.
I am not gonna be very happy if you sue-est me and you will probably get lotsa bullet holes in your house if you do. So refrain and simply read the story.
Oooh. I'm so scared. Face it girly, yer Sued.
The sad, sad part of this story, aside from grammar, editing, the blantant irritating style of writing, including CAPS LOCK and !! is the fact that the authors notes and disclaimers make up most of the word count.
Oh and I forgot to ask....are cowboys cooler than Ninjas?
Fandom: Trigun. (I haven't found many Cowboy Bebop sues of late.....most of them are just OC's....)
Culprit Author's Name: LifelongStampedeK
Summary: Two girls get sucked into the Trigun dimension and learn about thier pasts. R&R! CHAPPIE 9 UP! Pleeeaaasseee review! This is a traditional
It cuts off there. I'm not sure if I should be scared that I don't know what's coming, or relieved the author shut-up.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi. I kid you not.
Full Species(es): Self-insertation Sue. (which sounds really dirty to my perverted mind..!)
Hair Color (include adjectives): "her golden blonde high ponytail (like Battousai's from Ruroni Kenshin) blowing from side to side in the breeze.". Well. At least it's not purple or anything.....
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green. Oh no.....this is foreboding. I do not like where this is going.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: I think what she's wearing counts. "She had on a pale blue t-shirt with "Angel" written on it in sparkly gold cursive with a sparkly silver halo dangling off the 'A' and little sparkly white angel wings on either side of the word. She also wore navy blue flares and a red, knee-length leather coat unbuttoned down the front. She also had a grey-green backpack on her back. " Pppfhht. She's sparklie-ish!
Special Possessions (if any): Is only 13, but looks 20. Ack. Trigun DVD's count? And a Mac laptop. Damnit, I want one! Later on, gun, long coat and other Vash related things.
Annoying Origin: Apparently, modern day....I dunno where. It's a self-insertion fic, gone horribly Sue-ish.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Cloooone. No, I kid. It seems like they are re-incarnations of Vash and Wolfwood. Ph33r. I do, indeed.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can do anything Vash can. Only Better-er. x_X;
Other Annoying Traits: Do I have to list them? Alright, she's annoying, loud, brattish, annoying, horribly, horribly sue-ish, annoying. And a total, total rip-off. Oh, how I sob for my fandom. Oh and Vash and Wolfwood don't find them irritating at all. Pssh, yeah right.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Just for kicks, I had to throw in the disclaimer, which takes up more space than the rest of the first chapter. I condensed it, because otherwise, it would have ruined my scrolly mouse thingy.
Hey and welcome to my new story! Hopefully there will be less spelling mistakes than in my last one.
If you spot a spelling mistake, YOU MUST REVIEW AND TELLEE MEE!
Disclaimer: LifelongStampedeK (a.k.a. Kelly) does not own: the song Sound Life ,
The Mackintosh Apple Corporation,
AIM, the screen-names BeyondRepair01, JakeRules449, or NWolfwood.
My screen-name is none of your beeswax.
I also do not own the words OPEN SESAME,
The country of Greece,
Trigun and all its characters,
Potatoes,
Twinkies,
Or anybody named Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi besides me.
(Hint: these are mostly just names I like except my real name is hidden in there somewhere. Can you find it?)
Let the story begin!!! ^_^
WTF. Just.....WTF.
"TRIGUN TIME!" Kelly vaulted the stair-railing, leaving her dark red and ivory themed bedroom behind, power cord for her Mac in hand. She landed in the hallway and raced into the kitchen. She plugged her laptop into the counter outlet and dragged up a barstool. She booted up her computer and grabbed her High Noon DVD from on top of the pile. Her parents were fairly well-off and she was an only child, so Kelly could afford extras like a leather coat, Mac laptop and DVD's whenever she wanted them. She logged on and looked at the battery icon. 0.4 second of power left. "Yep, outta juice." She said out loud, checking her e-mail. "cHeLsEaRoSe88 is now online!" AIM said, too perky. She hated computerized voices. Kelly made a mental note to turn off that function. "BeyondRepair01 is now online! JakeRules449 is now online! NWolfwood is now online! NWolfwood has opened a chat window with you!" AIM chirped.
*Hey* Nicole (NWolfwood) typed.
* Hey Nicole* Kelly typed back.
* Wanna come over? * Kelly typed.
*we can watch Ep. 26 and M & D are working l8e*
*B right ova * Nicole typed.
* See u soon! * Kelly typed.
"NWolfwood has signed off!" AIM squawked. "GAH!!!" Kelly yelled. She clicked out of AIM and put in her High Noon disc. Just then the doorbell rang. "Kel! Open Sesame! Nicole yelled from outside the front door. "Sesame!" Kelly yelled back. They used passwords when they went over to each other's houses, that way nobody would get kidnapped or anything. Kelly opened the door. "Nicole D.Wolfwood, ya don't have to be so loud!" Kelly yelled. "Geez you sound like my mother!" Nicole grumbled. "Yeah yeah." Kelly said back, rolling her eyes. Nicole was about 6'3" with pixie-cut dark hair and blue-grey eyes. Her father and Kelly's mother were both Greek and unrelated, so both of the girls had a slightly masculine cast to their features. Kelly would occasionally tease Nicole about the resemblance of her and her name to everyone's favorite priest, when that happened Nicole would just tease Kelly back about her name. Kelly's name was a whole sentence long; her mother and father were hoping for twins so that they could name them after practically the whole family. Sadly, all they got was Kelly. Her fully name was Kelly Vash Mildred Meryl Sabryna Layne Dolores Margaret Elaine Laurenne Nicole Lisa Kairi. "H'ok. Gimme a hand wouldja???" Nicole asked, grabbing one end of the enormous duffel she had brought along. Kelly grabbed the other and exclaimed: "Geez Wolfwood, what the heck is IN this thing??" "Overnight stuff, DVD'S, my sunglasses and a toothbrush." Nicole said, grinning. "How much overnight stuff do ya NEED, Nicole???" Kelly said, groaning as the duo lifted Nicole's giant bag into the family room. "Not much, actually. I have band practice tomorrow so my flute is also in there, my `sunglasses are too, I brought clothes for tomorrow and the next day, and I Also brought manga, a sleeping bag, and a spa kit." Nicole said, grinning. "OOH! Spa kit! Let's watch the movie first though." Kelly said, as the two sat down in barstools in front of the laptop. Kelly clicked on Episode 26 in the start menu. They saw the silver gun appear out of the darkness that signified the beginning of the episode and then the screen went fuzzy. " Hey! No Fair!" Nicole complained. "I'll get my High Noon." She said, going over to her duffel and grabbing the DVD and her sunglasses, for some reason. She plopped back down on the barstool and Kelly grabbed her backpack and was about to unzip it when the laptop's screen glowed blinding white. " EEEYYYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly and Nicole yelled simultaneously as they were sucked into the laptop screen. As Kelly's feet disappeared, so did Nicole's white cap-sleeved t-shirt clad upper half, followed by her black low rise flares, legs and white tennis shod feet.
Yey. Lets rip off Digimon while we're at it. And jeez. It's just painful to read this.
Oooh, an anuthors note I must mock:
(A/N: See, what'd I tell you? This is a self-insert but NOT a Mary Sue. Yes, I did burn an empty pot once. The smell hung around for days and my family kept asking what that smell was. It went away eventually.)
HA. Haaaahhhhaaaaa. *wipes tear from her eye*
Oh, here's after they were transported to Gunsmoke or something....
Kelly landed facedown in the sand with Nicole on top of her. Kelly pushed up and flipped Nicole off of herself, spitting sand. "Good Lord Almighty, we're in December!" Nicole said, spying a Vash the Stampede wanted poster and a December Saloon sign. "Nice coat." Kelly said, seeing Nicole's knee- length black leather coat that was unbuttoned down the front. "Well, yours grew." Nicole said, Pointing at Kelly's coat which now looked just like Vash's coat unbuttoned. Kelly peeked in her backpack. "Hey, all my school books are gonzo and my knee length coat is in here!" Kelly said, pulling out her sunglasses. They were expensive customs, designed to be just like Vash the Stampede's except polarized so her mother wouldn't have a cow. Kelly flipped her sunglasses open and put them on her face. Nicole accidentally leaned against a cross gun similar to Wolfwood's and fell flat on her back, seeing the two suns. "Huh??? Is this thing mine??" Nicole said, highly confused. She picked the Punisher gun up and pulled the cloth off, eliciting several stares from neighboring passersby. "Whoa." Nicole said, staring at the humongous gun with her initials filigreed in silver down the left arm. "Umm.Nicole? Could you please pack that thing up?" Kelly asked, noting the curious pedestrians. "Wha? - Oh, sure." Nicole said, fixing the black canvas and steel straps around the cross again. (A/N: I only said Nicole's cross was LIKE Wolfwood's, not a carbon copy of it! ^_^) Suddenly a random guy named Fred yelled: " RUUUNN!!!! I'TS VASH THE STAMPEDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" while pointing at Kelly. "WAIT! NO! I'M FEEEEMAALE!" Kelly yelled, while a mob of townspeople chased Nicole and Kelly all over the place. Suddenly some people got the bright idea to start shooting at the two thirteen-year- olds. "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!" Nicole yelled, pushing Kelly out of the way of a bullet. "EEEYYAHH!" Kelly yelled, backflipping over Nicole and landing in a nearby Dumpster, getting very smelly but avoiding a potentially deadly bullet. "C'mon, idiot!" Nicole mumbled, pulling Kelly out of the Dumpster, the two running even faster. "CRAP! I'M GONNA DIEEE!!!" Kelly yelled, as an RPG destroyed the Dumpster behind them. Kelly quickly pulled several of Vash's trademark, erratic balletlike maneuvers to avoid getting shot at again. Suddenly Kelly whooped and jumped straight up in the air, catching a knife that was intended for her throat. "I didn't know you could do that!" Nicole screeched, using her cross gun as a shield and pulling Kelly behind it as well. "Me neither!" Kelly hollered in Nicole's ear, shooting the guns out of all the sniper's hands one by one. "Phew. No More snipers!" Kelly said, pulling Nicole and the giant gun around to face the other way so as to deflect the tree branches, car tires, burning brands, encyclopedias, taxis, and other large and unpleasant objects being thrown at them. Suddenly Kelly stuck her right hand out to the side, creating a telekinetic barrier around the mob of nutcases also known as 'disgruntled citizens'. "EEEEK!" A man in a red coat with spiky blonde hair yelped while dodging a tossed dairy cow. "Mind if I join you?" He asked, hiding behind the cross gun as well. He took one look at Nicole's face and went pale.
I am not gonna be very happy if you sue-est me and you will probably get lotsa bullet holes in your house if you do. So refrain and simply read the story.
Oooh. I'm so scared. Face it girly, yer Sued.
The sad, sad part of this story, aside from grammar, editing, the blantant irritating style of writing, including CAPS LOCK and !! is the fact that the authors notes and disclaimers make up most of the word count.
Oh and I forgot to ask....are cowboys cooler than Ninjas?