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This is donna_c_punk reporting a Sue today. Just so ya know whose snark-age you're reading.
Story Or Series Title: There's Nothing In Life Like Love - the love of a Sue ... is toxic.
Fandom: Trigun - where all the truly sporkworthy Sues are found.
Culprit Author's Name: SniperDukesgirl14
Full Name (plus titles if any): Suki
Full Species(es): She's a plant angel! Aiyee!
Hair Color (include adjectives): black
Eye Color (include adjectives): sky blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: she was almost as tall as Vash but was 1 inch shorter than him
Special Possessions (if any): Well, a supah dupah angel arm gun, of course!
Annoying Origin: Spewed forth from the sick mind of an anime fangirl.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: A plant angel that Vash knew before he was on Gunsmoke, and he instantly falls in love with her. Oh no! Legato is in love with her, too. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Annoying Special Abilities: She destroyed an entire town with her angel arm many years ago because some mean ol' villagers killed her plant angel boyfriend, Daichi.
Other Annoying Traits: Drama drama, angst angst, drama drama ...
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
This entire story makes no sense. Not in any logic that I'm familiar with.
It was noon, everyone was happy and Vash was eating doughnuts and then he saw a girl that has black hair, sky blue eyes, and she was almost as tall as Vash but was 1 inch shorter than him.
Then he went up to her and said "Hi there, I'm Vash" and the girl looked at him and she said "and my name is Suki"
*Flashback*
Vash was looking at a capsule that had a girl inside, he said to himself {She's so beautiful, I wonder what's her name is, I hope I get to meet you on earth.}
*End of Flashback*
"Suki?......that's a lovely name" Vash said in a questionable way.
"Thank you, Vash the Stampede" said Suki in a gently way.
Vash had a blank and surprised look on his face and said "How do you know that?"
"Well when you're a plant angel you have to know every other plant angels" said Suki.
"You're a plant angel, just like me?" he was shocked at that what Suki said.
"Yes, but I'm not like your brother knives, I'm good like you, Vash" Vash blushed and he couldn't talk after that.
Suki laughed as she saw Vash blush, then out of nowhere there was a gunshot, Vash and Suki went to see.
It was Legato Bluesummer; Vash thought that he was dead before.
Suki said "Vash.Vash what's wrong?" she looked at him with concerned eyes.
Vash said "It's nothing Suki..nothing..But I want you to run and find a safe spot to hide and.." He was cut off by her kissing him and Vash was surprised of what she did and she had her gun out.
Vash knew that Legato was controlling Suki and Vash said "LEGATO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!! LET HER GO!! IT'S ME YOU WANT!!"
Legato came out of hiding and said "Why should I? Its fun controlling the people you protect, even the person you love."
And Legato controlled Suki again.
Suki took out her gun and placed it next to Vash's head and she said "Who will you protect..Suki..or..yourself?" and Vash was getting confused and furious at Legato doing this to Suki.
He said to himself {Suki, I want to save you but, I have to save every human on earth and I just can't, just save you but, I love you Suki, I do.}
What Vash didn't know was that Suki was psychic and she read Vash's mind and she cried and she tried to break the control and she screamed in pain.
Legato tried to regain control of Suki.
Vash very confused he didn't know what to do but did the only thing possible, he kissed her passionately.
Suki was crying when she was kissed by Vash, she thought that no one in her life would be in love with her because in the past someone did love her but....
~Flashback~
"Suki come on, wait up..you little blossom!" said a tall 24 yr old boy with dark brown hair with red eyes (and no people's he's not evil, I made him up.)
"You have to catch me first..Daichi!!" said a 22 yr old girl with black hair and sky blue eyes (that's me ^_^.)
"That's it..I'm going to get you Suki..no matter how long it takes..because I love you Suki."
Suki was surprised and she stop, for Daichi to catch up to her and Daichi said "What's wrong Suki?" and Suki was crying and turned around and she ran towards Daichi and cried at his chest and said "I love you too Daichi."
Suki hugged him tightly not letting him go and Daichi did the same to her, and then he lifted her chin up and kissed her and she embraced the kiss by letting his tongue roam around her mouth making it more passionate.
Then a gun was shot and Daichi collapsed on Suki and she was so surprised she didn't even scream.
Suki screamed "DAICHI!! YOU CAN'T DIE!! I WON'T LET YOU..I LOVE YOU DAICHI!!"
Then her right arm was forming a gun but, not just any gun it was an angel gun, her eyes were turning red (yes she is turning evil) because she was in pain, anger, and sorrow.
She shot her angel gun right through the village and she yelled "I WILL NOT FORGIVE ANYONE FOR HURTING MY FRIENDS OR MY LOVED ONES!!"
And Suki destroyed everything that was in the path of her angel gun.
When she realized what she had done, her eyes came to reality and every villager came out.
Every villager yelled at her for what she did and they said "GET OUT!! WE DON'T WANT ANYONE HERE THAT IS LIKE YOU!! GET OUT OF THIS VILLAGE AND NEVER RETURN!!"
Suki got out of the village while crying.
It was night, the sun was down, Suki was still crying and then she heard footsteps coming towards her.
"I know who you are Suki..your so beautiful..join me and someday you'll find the right man to fall in love with."said a deep voice.
Suki said "Who are you?
"My name is Million Knives..I've come to see you Suki.." said Knives.
"Just leave me alone!! Said Suki in a sorrow way.
~End of Flashback~
After Vash kissed Suki, he broke the kiss and he said "Suki..?"
And she woke up and said "Vash.." and she hugged him "Thank you so much for rescuing me" and she hugged him tightly.
Vash said "Your welcome Suki..I was glad to help you."
Legato left, leaving Vash and Suki alone (if any of you have sick perverted minds, and you think that they did something, your wrong x_x.)
Vash and Suki went to a hotel to stay, Vash was taking a shower and Suki was in the bedroom waiting for Vash to come out.
Vash came out and saw Suki in the bed and she saw Vash's bruises and she asked "Are those bruises from the people that shot at you because they thought you killed some people they cared?"
Vash didn't say anything but he just nodded.
Story Or Series Title: There's Nothing In Life Like Love - the love of a Sue ... is toxic.
Fandom: Trigun - where all the truly sporkworthy Sues are found.
Culprit Author's Name: SniperDukesgirl14
Full Name (plus titles if any): Suki
Full Species(es): She's a plant angel! Aiyee!
Hair Color (include adjectives): black
Eye Color (include adjectives): sky blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: she was almost as tall as Vash but was 1 inch shorter than him
Special Possessions (if any): Well, a supah dupah angel arm gun, of course!
Annoying Origin: Spewed forth from the sick mind of an anime fangirl.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: A plant angel that Vash knew before he was on Gunsmoke, and he instantly falls in love with her. Oh no! Legato is in love with her, too. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Annoying Special Abilities: She destroyed an entire town with her angel arm many years ago because some mean ol' villagers killed her plant angel boyfriend, Daichi.
Other Annoying Traits: Drama drama, angst angst, drama drama ...
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
This entire story makes no sense. Not in any logic that I'm familiar with.
It was noon, everyone was happy and Vash was eating doughnuts and then he saw a girl that has black hair, sky blue eyes, and she was almost as tall as Vash but was 1 inch shorter than him.
Then he went up to her and said "Hi there, I'm Vash" and the girl looked at him and she said "and my name is Suki"
*Flashback*
Vash was looking at a capsule that had a girl inside, he said to himself {She's so beautiful, I wonder what's her name is, I hope I get to meet you on earth.}
*End of Flashback*
"Suki?......that's a lovely name" Vash said in a questionable way.
"Thank you, Vash the Stampede" said Suki in a gently way.
Vash had a blank and surprised look on his face and said "How do you know that?"
"Well when you're a plant angel you have to know every other plant angels" said Suki.
"You're a plant angel, just like me?" he was shocked at that what Suki said.
"Yes, but I'm not like your brother knives, I'm good like you, Vash" Vash blushed and he couldn't talk after that.
Suki laughed as she saw Vash blush, then out of nowhere there was a gunshot, Vash and Suki went to see.
It was Legato Bluesummer; Vash thought that he was dead before.
Suki said "Vash.Vash what's wrong?" she looked at him with concerned eyes.
Vash said "It's nothing Suki..nothing..But I want you to run and find a safe spot to hide and.." He was cut off by her kissing him and Vash was surprised of what she did and she had her gun out.
Vash knew that Legato was controlling Suki and Vash said "LEGATO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!! LET HER GO!! IT'S ME YOU WANT!!"
Legato came out of hiding and said "Why should I? Its fun controlling the people you protect, even the person you love."
And Legato controlled Suki again.
Suki took out her gun and placed it next to Vash's head and she said "Who will you protect..Suki..or..yourself?" and Vash was getting confused and furious at Legato doing this to Suki.
He said to himself {Suki, I want to save you but, I have to save every human on earth and I just can't, just save you but, I love you Suki, I do.}
What Vash didn't know was that Suki was psychic and she read Vash's mind and she cried and she tried to break the control and she screamed in pain.
Legato tried to regain control of Suki.
Vash very confused he didn't know what to do but did the only thing possible, he kissed her passionately.
Suki was crying when she was kissed by Vash, she thought that no one in her life would be in love with her because in the past someone did love her but....
~Flashback~
"Suki come on, wait up..you little blossom!" said a tall 24 yr old boy with dark brown hair with red eyes (and no people's he's not evil, I made him up.)
"You have to catch me first..Daichi!!" said a 22 yr old girl with black hair and sky blue eyes (that's me ^_^.)
"That's it..I'm going to get you Suki..no matter how long it takes..because I love you Suki."
Suki was surprised and she stop, for Daichi to catch up to her and Daichi said "What's wrong Suki?" and Suki was crying and turned around and she ran towards Daichi and cried at his chest and said "I love you too Daichi."
Suki hugged him tightly not letting him go and Daichi did the same to her, and then he lifted her chin up and kissed her and she embraced the kiss by letting his tongue roam around her mouth making it more passionate.
Then a gun was shot and Daichi collapsed on Suki and she was so surprised she didn't even scream.
Suki screamed "DAICHI!! YOU CAN'T DIE!! I WON'T LET YOU..I LOVE YOU DAICHI!!"
Then her right arm was forming a gun but, not just any gun it was an angel gun, her eyes were turning red (yes she is turning evil) because she was in pain, anger, and sorrow.
She shot her angel gun right through the village and she yelled "I WILL NOT FORGIVE ANYONE FOR HURTING MY FRIENDS OR MY LOVED ONES!!"
And Suki destroyed everything that was in the path of her angel gun.
When she realized what she had done, her eyes came to reality and every villager came out.
Every villager yelled at her for what she did and they said "GET OUT!! WE DON'T WANT ANYONE HERE THAT IS LIKE YOU!! GET OUT OF THIS VILLAGE AND NEVER RETURN!!"
Suki got out of the village while crying.
It was night, the sun was down, Suki was still crying and then she heard footsteps coming towards her.
"I know who you are Suki..your so beautiful..join me and someday you'll find the right man to fall in love with."said a deep voice.
Suki said "Who are you?
"My name is Million Knives..I've come to see you Suki.." said Knives.
"Just leave me alone!! Said Suki in a sorrow way.
~End of Flashback~
After Vash kissed Suki, he broke the kiss and he said "Suki..?"
And she woke up and said "Vash.." and she hugged him "Thank you so much for rescuing me" and she hugged him tightly.
Vash said "Your welcome Suki..I was glad to help you."
Legato left, leaving Vash and Suki alone (if any of you have sick perverted minds, and you think that they did something, your wrong x_x.)
Vash and Suki went to a hotel to stay, Vash was taking a shower and Suki was in the bedroom waiting for Vash to come out.
Vash came out and saw Suki in the bed and she saw Vash's bruises and she asked "Are those bruises from the people that shot at you because they thought you killed some people they cared?"
Vash didn't say anything but he just nodded.