Comments | gunshou: TWITLIGHT SPOILER

gunshou

TWITLIGHT SPOILER

Jul 29, 2008 18:09

SRSLY. SPOILER. Don't click if you really mean to read the final book.

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skyliner12 July 29 2008, 22:36:07 UTC

D: I don't get it.

All of that glitter shiny is making me like, convulse. Eep. And is that R Pattinson's head flying into a sun?

gunshou July 29 2008, 22:54:16 UTC

All of that glitter shiny is making me like, convulse

Yes, just as the idea of vampires who sparkle in the sunlight makes me throw up a little. o.O

And is that R Pattinson's head flying into a sun

Not exactly.

The spoiler is that in the epilogue of Breaking Dawn, the love triangle is resolved, parties get married, and reproduce. And name their lovebaby after their happiNESS. A love shield is involved. It's complete tripe.

This shouldn't make me as deliriously giddy as it does, but the internet is going crazy and there's still 4 days to go until the book's for sale.

skyliner12 July 30 2008, 01:03:08 UTC

Ness? Rofl. I can't help but think of the Loch Ness monster if it were a vampire now.

I always love a good new book/new movie frenzy. The best was The Half-Blood Prince, the likes of which I don't think we'll ever see people going crazy over again. D: More "Snape Kills Dumbledore" action, please.

rusalkatrix July 29 2008, 22:36:29 UTC

Um .... I don't get it.

That's very happy sparkly sperm up there, though. *nods*

gunshou July 29 2008, 22:56:30 UTC

The spoiler is that in the epilogue of Breaking Dawn, the love triangle is resolved, parties get married at age 18, and reproduce. And name their lovebaby after their happiNESS. A "love shield" is involved to prevent hurt feelings in the wolfboy not chosen. WTF?

rusalkatrix July 29 2008, 23:17:03 UTC

Love shield? What the crap is that?

I'll tell you what it's NOT. It's not enough to save Basch from Rasler. ^.^

I am delighted by the internet craziness you mentioned above. *points* Fans' heads are sploding, yes?

gunshou July 30 2008, 00:26:56 UTC

Nothing can save Basch from Rasler. Aeris sent the boy on a mission, and he's not going to disappoint his Mistress, is he?

People are FREAKING OUT. It's amazing. You would think this book was the Second Coming of MargJesus or something.

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margyydoodle July 30 2008, 04:17:40 UTC

If Adam and Eve had resisted temptation, supposedly,
I like your supposedly in there ahaha

And are the Twilight books really this amazingly bad? It almost seems like a good lulz filled read...

gabranth July 31 2008, 01:53:55 UTC

Well clearly they didn't USE a love shield if Edward's sparkly sperm made it all the way to the egg! D8