Conjecture qui a le dos arrière encore.
I'm baaaack. And I'm all tan and sexed up. Here's my trip, 1,2,3, GO!
Thursday Got there, fuckers lost our luggage. So, I went to the beach in my boxers which ment I couldn't wear any to dinner. Yeah, fun. [SHOCKING DISCOVERY NUMBER ONE: The water was salt water. Yuck.]
Friday Went downtown where I almost purchased some hand blown glass bong which would have rocked but then I stepped on her bird or something. Oh well, I didn't even like her.
Saturday Went to the beach where the waves where "unusally high" Fuck whoever said that, it was like 20 foot swells. God I almost died.
Sunday Same as saturday. But we rented Jet Skis. Fun eh? Yeah I broke mine.
Monday Saaaame thing again, It got boring.
Tuesday Went Para-Sailing. I was higher than the Atlantis. Yes thats right folks In a parachute, tied to a boat higher than the Atlantis. Yeah. Dinner time we went in the Atlantis. It was built for lovers, I swear, like the whole atmosphere was amazing. Especially the c_asino. If you've been, you know.
Wednesday Scuba diving. It was cool until the end. My regulator got filled with water so I wasn't getting air. And he had told us how to clear it, but I didn't listen. So I was like 30 feet down, and I jumped up to the surface. Not a good Idea. And I saw a barracuda.
Thursday Me and my dad did nothing. My mom and brother went deep sea fishing, caught nothing. Yeah. It was boring, Last day, chillin, ya know.
Friday We left, but somehow we wound up in New York? Oh well I bought some book and It was cool. And I sat next to some lady who was completeley coked out of her mind.
So now I'm here. And I'm going out tonight. <3
Thursday Got there, fuckers lost our luggage. So, I went to the beach in my boxers which ment I couldn't wear any to dinner. Yeah, fun. [SHOCKING DISCOVERY NUMBER ONE: The water was salt water. Yuck.]
Friday Went downtown where I almost purchased some hand blown glass bong which would have rocked but then I stepped on her bird or something. Oh well, I didn't even like her.
Saturday Went to the beach where the waves where "unusally high" Fuck whoever said that, it was like 20 foot swells. God I almost died.
Sunday Same as saturday. But we rented Jet Skis. Fun eh? Yeah I broke mine.
Monday Saaaame thing again, It got boring.
Tuesday Went Para-Sailing. I was higher than the Atlantis. Yes thats right folks In a parachute, tied to a boat higher than the Atlantis. Yeah. Dinner time we went in the Atlantis. It was built for lovers, I swear, like the whole atmosphere was amazing. Especially the c_asino. If you've been, you know.
Wednesday Scuba diving. It was cool until the end. My regulator got filled with water so I wasn't getting air. And he had told us how to clear it, but I didn't listen. So I was like 30 feet down, and I jumped up to the surface. Not a good Idea. And I saw a barracuda.
Thursday Me and my dad did nothing. My mom and brother went deep sea fishing, caught nothing. Yeah. It was boring, Last day, chillin, ya know.
Friday We left, but somehow we wound up in New York? Oh well I bought some book and It was cool. And I sat next to some lady who was completeley coked out of her mind.
So now I'm here. And I'm going out tonight. <3