Orlando Bloom + Kirsten Dunst = Satan
In the name of all that is holy, if yo are thinking about seeing "Elizabethtown", don't. It was about two hours of nonsensical crap that made no sense whatsoever. The best part is, I wasn't even actively watching, I was mostly listening, because I knew better. I still feel as though a small piece of my soul is missing. Kirsten Dunst (sp? I don't really care...) stars as the all knowing and wise flight attendant, who is just as soon to tell you how to find inner happiness as bring you a pop. Orlando Bloom is completely seperated from reality, as the actions that occur in the real world seem to have no effect on him whatsoever. I may have to go out, find all involved in creating this movie, and beat them with a sack of doorknobs.