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[gunlocked]

Since my roommate's shirts are fucking hideous and I don't have any money, I finally had to find the stupid store and steal get some clothes. Well, just shirts, really. Allen had pants and I found scissors. (￣ｰ￣)

HEY WALKER. DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK DUCKS EAT? THEY LOOK HUNGRY.

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[clowntricks]

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YOU DID WHAT TO MY PANTS?!!?!!!!?!?! YOU COULD HAVE ASKED ME FIRST!!!!!!!!

Let's try some wet bread. They should be able to eat that. I got... distracted... in the library when I went looking for the book. I'll go get it later.

[gunlocked]

Couldn't wait, two pant legs are damn annoying.

What the fuck is distracting in a library at 2 in the morning? And you said I was a 'bollocks parent'. Geez.

[clowntricks]

...I won't bother asking.

...Um. The books. The books were very distracting. There were many... books. And you are a bollocks parent.

[gunlocked]

.....books. Right. Gotcha.

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You're the one who forgot to find out what they eat. Idiot. I'm going to go get bread.

[clowntricks]

...really. It was the... books.

I'm also the one who hasn't slept in three days. I find that to be a rather good reason for forgetfulness. If I don't go to the library before nightfall feel free to throw something at me.

[gunlocked]

Replace books with "hobo".

Really? Shit, gotta go find something heavy now.

[clowntricks]

...And replace "hobo" with... "encyclopedia".

You lose points if you knock me out because then I'd be incapable of getting to the library. So use a shoe, or something.

[gunlocked]

This dictionary looks tempting.

[clowntricks]

That's mine. Get your own. And pick me up something to eat when you go out. You owe me for the pants.

[gunlocked]

No. :)

[clowntricks]

Well, bugger.