oo2 // network post

[gunhound]

Switching to information gathering mode.

I am seeking individuals to fill the positions of maid and bodyguard to be employed by the Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan. Please provide personal information and prior work experience.

A request to all participants on the "network": your opinion on God.

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Because I'm mean enough to want her in a maid outfit~....

[vector_angel]

Designation: Special Humanoid Anti-Gnosis Annihilation Weapon KOS-MOS, commonly referred to as simply "KOS-MOS".

Prior work experience: Extensive combat training, programming, equipment, and experience. I am also currently undergoing self-programming in culinary feats.

Opinion on God: None.

OH MAI IT'S ANOTHER MACHINE?

[gunhound]

Acknowledged.

Scanning information files. No data on "gnosis." Please explain.

:3 Mecha-Mania~

[vector_angel]

Gnosis are inter-dimensional creatures native to imaginary space. Normally unaffected by conventional means of weaponry due to their trans-dimensional nature, the Hilbert Effect is required to draw them into the physical plane in order to defeat them. My Hilbert Effect projector has the longest range of all currently in production.

sweeeeeeeet. >]

[gunhound]

What is the effect of your weaponry upon non-gnosis lifeforms and objects?

[vector_angel]

My weapons are capable of damaging anything present on the physical plane as one would expect. They are designed to be most effective against gnosis, however.

Against human adversaries, however, the "effectiveness" is rendered a moot point. Regardless, I am capable of physically subduing enemies through hand-to-hand combat if necessary.

[vector_angel]

[OOC: Moot meaning that it's most EFFECTIVE against gnosis, but that's relative. Against humans it's pretty much overkill.]

[gunhound]

Acknowledged.

What is your preferred style of hand-to-hand combat?

[[ooc; Gotcha!]]

[vector_angel]

I do not employ a "style". I attack however seems to be most effective given the situation.

[gunhound]

Acknowledged.

Any other combat or domestic skills?

[vector_angel]

I am proficient in projectile and blade-based combat as well, though again, there is no "style", merely tactics which suit a given situation.

[gunhound]

Acknowledged. I will relay your information to the Duchess of Milan.

[[ooc; Permission for him to "look into" her a bit? Just a little bit of poking to make sure she's not gonna kill his Duchess. :3]]

[vector_angel]

[OOC: Since she hasn't really done anything, yeah, sure. And I mean hasn't really done anything. All the Xenosaga people she could have actually done much with left when she got here. ._.]

Understood.