Darwin Award Candidate
Very foggy morning on the drive to work, visibility extremely limited. On one of the busiest 4-lane roads in town, Hall of Fame Ave., a cement mixer was parked, lights flashing, blocking the right lane. Between the highly visible (or at least as visible as it could be in the fog) cement mixer and oncoming traffic was a man wearing dark clothing and no reflective gear trying to direct traffic around the cement mixer.
DUDE! You're trying to protect a CEMENT MIXER with your squishy, nearly invisible body? This is a bad, bad decision.
DUDE! You're trying to protect a CEMENT MIXER with your squishy, nearly invisible body? This is a bad, bad decision.