Mission 02
[was sleeping peacefully in her bed even though it was now halfway up the wall]
Uh... [eyes flicker open and that breaks whatever it was that was keeping her in said bed, starts falling]
Waaah! What the hell is going on?! I'm on the wall?! How did my bed get on the wall?!
[manages to plant her feet on the foot board to keep from falling flat on her face before she jumps down to the floor and starts looking around]
You seriously drank too much last night, Sergeant Major. You're seeing things... There has got to be something in that beer that isn't in other stuff. [rubs at her head] This is insane.
Uh... [eyes flicker open and that breaks whatever it was that was keeping her in said bed, starts falling]
Waaah! What the hell is going on?! I'm on the wall?! How did my bed get on the wall?!
[manages to plant her feet on the foot board to keep from falling flat on her face before she jumps down to the floor and starts looking around]
You seriously drank too much last night, Sergeant Major. You're seeing things... There has got to be something in that beer that isn't in other stuff. [rubs at her head] This is insane.