- 23:29 Tonight's adventure: trying not to sneeze. So far, great success. Also, hate when Facebook turns on new features that are crap. #
- 23:32 I really, really, really want a corn dog right now. #
- 23:34 Huh. I am only 10 posts away from 2500. CAN I DO IT TONIGHT? 26 minutes to go until midnight. FUCK YEAH I CAN. #IAmAWinner #
- 23:39 I need some #tigerblood so I can run over to the girlfriends. Trying to be eco-friendly and leave the car at home. #
- 23:40 Damnit, forgot a frakkin' apostrophe. That last post reads like I have multiple girlfriends. #LFMF #MOARtigerblood #
- 23:42 To all you artists out there: you are a meme fyeahartstudentowl.tumblr.com #
- 23:55 Motorhead is playing next weekend, but it's the same day as a buddy's birthday. Damnit, Kevin, why couldn't you be born on another day? #
- 23:58 I think Charlie Sheen needs to step it up. Forget the #tigerblood. Move on to #hippoblood. Hippos are deadlier than tigers. #
- 23:59 To add to my tweetathon, make sure to follow my cousin's confectionery, @socalsweettreat. For all your delicious candy needs. #
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