I bring you crack from the PS2 Gundam 00 game!
The first part is cut-ins in the game.
To be honest, I almost killed myself when I tried to attempt the 50+ combo for everyone with every single meister out there. My fingers keep on dying at the 49th combo hit, and that makes me a very very unhappy person 8D.
*NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY*
*MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS*
Please feel free to use them for whatever~
I think they make a really good CP banner lol.
Setsuna
Lockon
(H)Allelujah
Tieria
Man in Mask
Gallery
The second part is about the funny bits in the game that is...well extremely entertaining and...fanservicing lol.
*Lockon x Tieria or the other way around slightly towards the end.*
SRSLY, YOU ALL NEED TO IGNORE MY RESULTS, I KNOW THEY ARE VERY BAD, BUT PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT IT.
Yes Setsuna, we know you're Gundam.
Speaking of which, when Setsuna and Lockon are doing their F-attack, it goes like this...
Setsuna: I am---
Lockon: Gundam, right?
It's really hilarious how Lockon just finishes Setsuna's line for him hahaha.
Setsuna you dork.
Setsuna: Tieria Erde.
Setsuna: You're also a Gundam-ba...No, nevermind.
HAHAHAHAHAA SETSUNA.
Allelujah: This is a really good result.
Allelujah: Oh right, I almost forget.
Allelujah: Haro, thank you for your hard work.
Awww, Allelujah, you are so nice, you even said thank you to Haro XDD
Lockon: Hahaha, looks like you're really a Gundam-baka.
Lockon: Great job, Setsuna.
LOL LOCKON, IS THAT WHY YOU FINISHED SETSUNA'S LINE FOR HIM IN THE F-ATTACK?
Lockon: Gosh, the heck is this?
Lockon: You're up there with him (Setsuna) in terms of being a Gundam-baka.
HAHAHA LOCKON, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL THOSE TWO A GUNDAM-BAKA WITHOUT GETTING ANY RETRIBUTION.
Allelujah: It's better than I thought.
Allelujah: I wonder if I can get some days off?
Allelujah: Haha, just kidding.
Seriously, all Allelujah ever talks about in this game is getting more days off. Lazy bum, lol.
Lockon: Tieren Taozi-chan is it?
LOL Lockon, your sense of humor is just...wonderful lol.
Too bad Lyle's is just...lol.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SETSUNA AND LOCKON ARE AT THE SAME HEIGHT?
COULD IT BE THE MILK THAT LOCKON HAS TO OFFER SETSUNA?
I got lazy translating lol.
Basically Lockon complains about Allelujah's control (remember the episode where Allelujah is at the front and he almost got the debris to cause damage to Dynames). He does it again in one of the F-attacks lol, and he told Lockon "ドンマイ", to which Lockon replied, "THAT'S MY LINE".
And there's this moment where Allelujah is trying to pull of a silly joke in his 00-Attack Level 1. Basically he shoots the crap out of the enemies, but when he delivers his shots, he says: But it's just not the same as Lockon's. I think Allelujah is a secret fanboy of Lockon.
Then another one is in the F-Attack where it goes something like this (I can't remember the exact words, so you have to be easy on me).
Allelujah: Lockon, give me a hand!
Lockon: Oh geez, come on why do I have to work so much?
Allelujah: Is it because you're getting old (that you don't want to work as much)?
Allelujah: Sorry, my bad.
LOL ALLELUJAH, YOUR JOKES. YOUR JOKES ARE JUST LOL.
Tieria: I'll probably get laughed at for saying this, but how about we eat together...
Tieria: Wh, why I mean in the cafeteria of course---
SUNRISE, ARE YOU SURE THIS THEY ARE NOT ONE OF YOUR "RECOMMENDED" PAIRINGS?
Tieria: This is the will of Veda.
When you first pair up with Tieria, he will look uninterested (no matter who you choose to be the main pilot), but as the game progress (and if you keep on choosing him) he will soften up. Like...the next shot.....
Tieria: Why do I seem to think that fighting alone makes me uncomfortable.....
Tieria: Did I become weaker?
Oh silly Tieria, you are just experiencing --*beep*--
Yeah, I will leave it to your imagination XD
Tieria: This is the right choice, Lockon Stratos.
Tieria: We make a good combination.
LOOK AT TIERIA, HE TOOK OFF HIS GLASSES AND HE'S SMILING WHEN HE SAYS IT.
SERIOUSLY NAU, SUNRISE, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HINTING ANYTHING AT ALL?
Tieria: ...This is, (being) human...
Tieria: And this is the bond......
OH TIERIA LOL.
STOP HINTING THAT YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, WE ALL KNOW IT.
Tieria: Heh, our goal is supposed to eradicate warfare, but right now...
Tieria: No, nothing. Forget about it......
Oh how can I FORGET about it, JUST SAY IT, TIERIA, WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TOWARDS A CERTAIN GUNDAM MEISTER 8D.
The third part is about the gameplay.
I think it plays like Gundam Musou lol.
But the combo thing, it makes me go crazy, BIG TIME.
Oh and I must say, ALI AL-SACHEZ MOVES TOO FAST, AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY FAST, AND I OFTEN LOST HIM (even when I auto-locked him).
I myself find Lockon easiest to use than the other three meisters, because:
1. Exia is good only when he's in close range battle
2. Kyrios is fast, but his attacks are weeeeeeeeak
3. Virtue is just...slow lol, I don't care if he has kick ass attacks that can 1 hit most enemies, I always get cornered in later stages -_-
Moreover, Dynames has these really wonderful gunslinger movements that is a must see lol.
And yeah, one of the most most most interesting aspect of this game is building up the bonds with each meister lol. Oh the gallery too hahaha. But I have yet to unlock everything (the gallery is huuuuuuuge and there are many things to unlock). So yeah, it's going to take me awhile hahaha.
LOL thanks for reading 8D.
EDIT: Added Allelujah and SuperSoldier!Allelujah's cut-ins
EDIT2: Added in Stills for the 4 Meisters + Man in Mask from the Gallery, also added in some more cut-ins for Tieria and Man in Mask
To be honest, I almost killed myself when I tried to attempt the 50+ combo for everyone with every single meister out there. My fingers keep on dying at the 49th combo hit, and that makes me a very very unhappy person 8D.
*NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY*
*MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS*
Please feel free to use them for whatever~
I think they make a really good CP banner lol.
Setsuna
Lockon
(H)Allelujah
Tieria
Man in Mask
Gallery
The second part is about the funny bits in the game that is...well extremely entertaining and...fanservicing lol.
*Lockon x Tieria or the other way around slightly towards the end.*
SRSLY, YOU ALL NEED TO IGNORE MY RESULTS, I KNOW THEY ARE VERY BAD, BUT PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT IT.
Yes Setsuna, we know you're Gundam.
Speaking of which, when Setsuna and Lockon are doing their F-attack, it goes like this...
Setsuna: I am---
Lockon: Gundam, right?
It's really hilarious how Lockon just finishes Setsuna's line for him hahaha.
Setsuna you dork.
Setsuna: Tieria Erde.
Setsuna: You're also a Gundam-ba...No, nevermind.
HAHAHAHAHAA SETSUNA.
Allelujah: This is a really good result.
Allelujah: Oh right, I almost forget.
Allelujah: Haro, thank you for your hard work.
Awww, Allelujah, you are so nice, you even said thank you to Haro XDD
Lockon: Hahaha, looks like you're really a Gundam-baka.
Lockon: Great job, Setsuna.
LOL LOCKON, IS THAT WHY YOU FINISHED SETSUNA'S LINE FOR HIM IN THE F-ATTACK?
Lockon: Gosh, the heck is this?
Lockon: You're up there with him (Setsuna) in terms of being a Gundam-baka.
HAHAHA LOCKON, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CALL THOSE TWO A GUNDAM-BAKA WITHOUT GETTING ANY RETRIBUTION.
Allelujah: It's better than I thought.
Allelujah: I wonder if I can get some days off?
Allelujah: Haha, just kidding.
Seriously, all Allelujah ever talks about in this game is getting more days off. Lazy bum, lol.
Lockon: Tieren Taozi-chan is it?
LOL Lockon, your sense of humor is just...wonderful lol.
Too bad Lyle's is just...lol.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SETSUNA AND LOCKON ARE AT THE SAME HEIGHT?
COULD IT BE THE MILK THAT LOCKON HAS TO OFFER SETSUNA?
I got lazy translating lol.
Basically Lockon complains about Allelujah's control (remember the episode where Allelujah is at the front and he almost got the debris to cause damage to Dynames). He does it again in one of the F-attacks lol, and he told Lockon "ドンマイ", to which Lockon replied, "THAT'S MY LINE".
And there's this moment where Allelujah is trying to pull of a silly joke in his 00-Attack Level 1. Basically he shoots the crap out of the enemies, but when he delivers his shots, he says: But it's just not the same as Lockon's. I think Allelujah is a secret fanboy of Lockon.
Then another one is in the F-Attack where it goes something like this (I can't remember the exact words, so you have to be easy on me).
Allelujah: Lockon, give me a hand!
Lockon: Oh geez, come on why do I have to work so much?
Allelujah: Is it because you're getting old (that you don't want to work as much)?
Allelujah: Sorry, my bad.
LOL ALLELUJAH, YOUR JOKES. YOUR JOKES ARE JUST LOL.
Tieria: I'll probably get laughed at for saying this, but how about we eat together...
Tieria: Wh, why I mean in the cafeteria of course---
SUNRISE, ARE YOU SURE THIS THEY ARE NOT ONE OF YOUR "RECOMMENDED" PAIRINGS?
Tieria: This is the will of Veda.
When you first pair up with Tieria, he will look uninterested (no matter who you choose to be the main pilot), but as the game progress (and if you keep on choosing him) he will soften up. Like...the next shot.....
Tieria: Why do I seem to think that fighting alone makes me uncomfortable.....
Tieria: Did I become weaker?
Oh silly Tieria, you are just experiencing --*beep*--
Yeah, I will leave it to your imagination XD
Tieria: This is the right choice, Lockon Stratos.
Tieria: We make a good combination.
LOOK AT TIERIA, HE TOOK OFF HIS GLASSES AND HE'S SMILING WHEN HE SAYS IT.
SERIOUSLY NAU, SUNRISE, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HINTING ANYTHING AT ALL?
Tieria: ...This is, (being) human...
Tieria: And this is the bond......
OH TIERIA LOL.
STOP HINTING THAT YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, WE ALL KNOW IT.
Tieria: Heh, our goal is supposed to eradicate warfare, but right now...
Tieria: No, nothing. Forget about it......
Oh how can I FORGET about it, JUST SAY IT, TIERIA, WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TOWARDS A CERTAIN GUNDAM MEISTER 8D.
The third part is about the gameplay.
I think it plays like Gundam Musou lol.
But the combo thing, it makes me go crazy, BIG TIME.
Oh and I must say, ALI AL-SACHEZ MOVES TOO FAST, AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY FAST, AND I OFTEN LOST HIM (even when I auto-locked him).
I myself find Lockon easiest to use than the other three meisters, because:
1. Exia is good only when he's in close range battle
2. Kyrios is fast, but his attacks are weeeeeeeeak
3. Virtue is just...slow lol, I don't care if he has kick ass attacks that can 1 hit most enemies, I always get cornered in later stages -_-
Moreover, Dynames has these really wonderful gunslinger movements that is a must see lol.
And yeah, one of the most most most interesting aspect of this game is building up the bonds with each meister lol. Oh the gallery too hahaha. But I have yet to unlock everything (the gallery is huuuuuuuge and there are many things to unlock). So yeah, it's going to take me awhile hahaha.
LOL thanks for reading 8D.
EDIT: Added Allelujah and SuperSoldier!Allelujah's cut-ins
EDIT2: Added in Stills for the 4 Meisters + Man in Mask from the Gallery, also added in some more cut-ins for Tieria and Man in Mask