Tropes that I'm guilty of/ apply to me:
Genius Bruiser: Just because I'm big and strong doesn't mean I'm dumb.
The Chessmaster: This is why I play Team Fortress as the spy. Subterfuge is like sex. Working psychoanalysis into every aspect of your life turns out interesting results.
The Jor El: If you only knew my workplace... dovetails nicely with the
Liz Lemon Job.
Tall Dark and Snarky: Criminy I'm going to have to find the "Arrogant Bastard" trope by this point.
Poor Communication Kills: If I don't have time to think out what I'm going to say, I end up saying the absolutely wrong thing and that invariably gets me into deep trouble.
Stealth insult: These are always the best when someone else besides the target gets the gist. A sly smile and the day is saved.