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[gun_em_all_down]

Today has been the weirdest day.

I made pancakes and i put the syrup
bottle upside down so i could get
all the syrup could come out, and
when i came back i opened it, and
syrup rushed out, ALL over my hand
and plate and alittle on the counter.

THEN

I was washing dishes and i was trying
to move the faucet thing because it
like comes out like a shower thing,
anyway, i went to move it and it broke
and water squirted out drenching me,
the floor, counter, and windows. I put
my hand in front of it to stop it cause it
went right in my face, then i finally
managed to turn it off.

They were all movie moments, and it was weird.