BART I'M PISS

[gummydino]

OMG I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW OMG LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING OK



I HAVE A C PARKING PASS AND WAS LATE TO CLASS AND DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HALF OF LEVEL 5 IS A PARKING AND THAT I HAD PARKED THERE AND NOW I HAVE A PARKING TICKET BECAUSE THE STUPID PARKING NAZI DIDN'T GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK JESUS CHRIST I WAS 2 SPOTS AWAY YOU FUCKING TOOL

OMG READY GET THIS

I GOT A PARKING TICKET YESTERDAY TOO FOR PARKING IN AN A SPOT BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE I WAS LATE TO CLASS (AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT THAT PUNCTUAL) AND I PARKED IN AN ALL A PARKING GARAGE PRAYING TO JESUS, ALLAH, AND BUDDHA THAT I COULD SLIDE BY BUT NO

THIS YEAR SO FAR I'VE HAD 5 PARKING TICKETS NOW (2 OF THEM 2 DAYS IN A ROW AKA TODAY AND YESTERDAY) EACH AT $20 OMG WHY ME I FUCKING GIVE YOU ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY PURDUE UNIVERSITY

I HOPE YOU LOSE TONIGHT AGAINST UCONN AND WHEN YOU DO JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE FUCKED ME AND I WILL FUCK WITH YOU BACK

AND MY HOROSCOPE SAID I WAS GOING TO HAVE A 5 STAR DAY TODAY SO UNLESS I GET A PHONE CALL FROM GYLLENBALLS PROFESSING HIS LOVE TO ME THAN FUCK YOU TOO THE EXPONENT