Sex meme...thing
INTERVERSE SEX MEME
First, list your twelve characters:
1 Testament
2 Hakkai
3 Anji Mito
4 Sasuke
5 Kakashi
6 Uryuu
7 Kuja
8 Renji
9 Orochimaru
10 Vegeta
11 Bulma
12 Harry McDougal
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
*snerk* Considering the tight suit he wears…
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Vegeta. Hands down.
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
That is…incredibly hard. But I’d go for Kakashi, because he’s cool and mysterious and…yeah. >>
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Testament, because Sasuke is too young.
5. 12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Okay, so Hakkai and Harry….disturbing.
“Oh, I don’t think this is legal…”
“You should have pointed that out before we cramped togethe rin here.”
“Yes, well, my mind was…er…occupied.”
“*smirk*”
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I really wouldn’t want to see naked pictures of her, actually. Though I’m sure they’re in abundance.
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Okay, Kakashi and Orochimaru… Most likely somewhere in a remote woodland, so, you know, they couldn’t be found. And I’d probably write it. Yup.
8. When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Melfina, but because I like yaoi, Gene.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
…I’m tempted to say the Dragon Balls, but no. Probably something weird she invented after a long, drunk night.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Harry/Kuja/Testament…how hot. x.o
The title would be “Dude Looks Like a Lady”, just because. I would, most likely, write it. And the warnings would include BDSM, oral, S/M and…probably others I can’t think of right now.
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Uryuu because…actually, because Trevor said so.
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Bulma would spill the beans, because she’d have to gloat. Anji would probably try to sort things out…after crying. Because, you know, he’s sweet like that.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
For Kakashi to let him wear those pretty red heels he got. Kakashi never lets him dress up as a woman. Poor Kuja.
14. Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
I…have no idea. Dark chocolate, mebbe? *shrugs*
15. 8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Renji easy. Sasuke would be pwned hard even if he didn’t want to bottom.
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
I imagine Orochimaru would like all fetishes, actually. O.o;
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I would, probably, go along with it. I’m not a big Renji fangirl, so…*shrugs* And I imagien Kakashi would rather read Come Come Paradise, actually >>
18. What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Vegeta wouldn’t admit that he’s actually into little boys.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
First, allow me to say that it would be the most hilarious thing. And I guess Vegeta would have it on his chest, saying something like “I have a tongue fetish <3~”
20. Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
”A young, intelligent man, still in high school, finds a mysterious woman standing by her broken down car. He offers to help her fix it, and gets much more than he bargained for.”
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Renji would most likely wonder what the hell Hakkai was smoking, then call Kuja to report the missing boa.
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale: 9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Orochimaru and Testament are having a quickie in a broom closet when Renji walks in on them. Naturally enough, Renji joins in, first paging Anji, who's in the middle of fucking Kakashi into the mattress. Anji abandons Kakashi on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Kakashi, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Sasuke attempts to rescue him. But Kakashi will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Vegeta is one of his/her regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) Naruto, I guess…
b) I fall back on “ZOMGWTF??!!” as suggested by dear Trevor >>
c) Anji, because he’s so uke…
d) Alex maybe? Probably Trevor, because I’d force him to.
e) No one, I hope. O.o;
Because Trevor said so. And it was such fun~