I'm bored bored bored!!!
I'm supposed to be cleaning my room. Actually, I think it's done but I'm sure my mom will tell me to clean it some more. I usually just tell her it's done and then she stops bothering me about it until she goes in my room. OOH!! Guess what I remembered I could do today!! Fart out of my armpit with a straw!! You put one end of the straw under your arm and blow into the other end and IT FARTS!! I found a straw while I was "cleaning my room" and I went downstairs to show my mom and she didn't saw, "Oh, how cool, Amanda". Nor did she say, "Gee, Amanda, you are so resourceful". She told me to stop procrastinating and go upstairs and clean my room. She knows me too well. My arm is really sore from my pole-bumping-into incident earlier. I have a big bruise that is about 4 inches long. Yeah, well I'm going to stop writing now, because my computer hates me and will probably delete this whole thing anyways!! Adieu!