fuck that was close!

[gummiwormsex69]

yesterday was fucking fun!!! me and burrito
rode my moped to sweetbay and got some ice
cream. when we went back to the scooter the
damn thing wouldn't start and i left my
starter/charger at terd's house. so i had to
call my sister, who worked near by (thank god!),
and since she was on her lunch break she got the
thing from terd's house and brought it to us.
but not until after a million times that i called
her did she decide to pick up her fucking phone!
but it all worked out and laura got home before
her mom did and i went home too cuz i wasn't
even aloud to ride the scooter to her house.
when witnee woke me up this morning she said
"oh shit, syd, i didn't know you weren't allowed
to go over to laura's yesterday! i told mom."
and i was so pissed i said "Fucking shit witnee!
way to go!" then she smiled and said "just
kidding!" so i told her to go fuck herself some
more.