Maybe it's just the drugs talking...
But for the first time in awhile, I'm pretty happy.
I had a harrowing ER experience the other day. Turns out I had a bladder infection (Khristina isn't the only one who gets 'em, I guess...)...it had been hurting for months, but good ol' Hurtado told me that it was a 'muscle strain'.
(God, no wonder they're working at Hurtado. It's not like Mon Valley is an upper tier hospital by any means, either...)
They took all my blood. My mom gave me a hard time, saying she was surprised I wasn't a big baby about the needle. How does she forget that I used to get 4 allergy shots a week ? Obviously I'm not afraid of needles. I've been pretty sick for about a week now...very nauseous, loss of appetite. They prescribed antibiotics and painkillers that don't really help in the "loss of appetite " department. I wish I could swallow pills.
I still can't sleep at a reasonable time. At least this time of the morning (4:30ish) has some awesome infomercials. Steve saw a commercial on his local UPN for "Ghetto Hookup " (that was the actual name)...I bet that one's priceless. (and by 'priceless' I mean $1.99 a minute.)
Steve still won't forgive me for going to "Localsexbuddy.com" on his computer. I don't see what the big deal was. This girl (I think her name was Stacy242345, because the previous 242,344 Stacy id's were taken) who sounded really nice messaged him + told him to check out the site. Coincidentally, while I was perusing , a bunch of spyware started to download itself onto Steve's computer. Why would the spyware come from Local Sex Buddy, tho ?! If you ask me, that "Drudge Report " thing that he has for his homepage sounds miiiighty suspicious. "Drudge" is obviously some sort of gay sex slang. Local Sex Buddy, on the other hand, is a fun place to meet hot singles. It doesn't want to hurt anyone.
On a more disheartening note, why does music suck ? "MTV After Hours " (don't blame me...Penny was watching 'Room Raiders', and I've been too lazy to change the channel...) has shown countless videos full of bland R+B and half-assed "punk". The frequent commercials warning kids about STD's suck all of the fun out of promiscuous sex, too. I mean, obviously none of these musicians' parents used condoms...
No wonder kids perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on themselves in the closet with ropes + ties for entertainment. I would too if I were socially-pressured to consume this boring waste of advertising dollars.
Oh wait, I was ...
...and I didn't hang myself for fun. I did play Earthbound a lot, though. I don't think that I was able to get off on defeating Giygas, but maybe I just blocked out that part out of embarrassment.
I had a harrowing ER experience the other day. Turns out I had a bladder infection (Khristina isn't the only one who gets 'em, I guess...)...it had been hurting for months, but good ol' Hurtado told me that it was a 'muscle strain'.
(God, no wonder they're working at Hurtado. It's not like Mon Valley is an upper tier hospital by any means, either...)
They took all my blood. My mom gave me a hard time, saying she was surprised I wasn't a big baby about the needle. How does she forget that I used to get 4 allergy shots a week ? Obviously I'm not afraid of needles. I've been pretty sick for about a week now...very nauseous, loss of appetite. They prescribed antibiotics and painkillers that don't really help in the "loss of appetite " department. I wish I could swallow pills.
I still can't sleep at a reasonable time. At least this time of the morning (4:30ish) has some awesome infomercials. Steve saw a commercial on his local UPN for "Ghetto Hookup " (that was the actual name)...I bet that one's priceless. (and by 'priceless' I mean $1.99 a minute.)
Steve still won't forgive me for going to "Localsexbuddy.com" on his computer. I don't see what the big deal was. This girl (I think her name was Stacy242345, because the previous 242,344 Stacy id's were taken) who sounded really nice messaged him + told him to check out the site. Coincidentally, while I was perusing , a bunch of spyware started to download itself onto Steve's computer. Why would the spyware come from Local Sex Buddy, tho ?! If you ask me, that "Drudge Report " thing that he has for his homepage sounds miiiighty suspicious. "Drudge" is obviously some sort of gay sex slang. Local Sex Buddy, on the other hand, is a fun place to meet hot singles. It doesn't want to hurt anyone.
On a more disheartening note, why does music suck ? "MTV After Hours " (don't blame me...Penny was watching 'Room Raiders', and I've been too lazy to change the channel...) has shown countless videos full of bland R+B and half-assed "punk". The frequent commercials warning kids about STD's suck all of the fun out of promiscuous sex, too. I mean, obviously none of these musicians' parents used condoms...
No wonder kids perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on themselves in the closet with ropes + ties for entertainment. I would too if I were socially-pressured to consume this boring waste of advertising dollars.
Oh wait, I was ...
...and I didn't hang myself for fun. I did play Earthbound a lot, though. I don't think that I was able to get off on defeating Giygas, but maybe I just blocked out that part out of embarrassment.