Don't Breathe!

Sep 26, 2010 07:16

Title: Don't Breathe!
Author: gummibearthief aka jessjess
Fandom:Eureka
Pairing Stark/Carter (offscreen)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters and the town of Eureka belong to Andrew Cosby, Jamie Paglia and NBC Universal Television.  This is a work of fiction intended for entertainment only with no profit involved.

Allison Blake looked at three shamefaced scientists in front of her.  She sighed and checked the monitors again. "Please tell me you didn't make this into an airborne release."

"Well no."

"Not on purpose."

"There may have been a small amount of contained cross contamination."

"Stop!" She held up a hand. "The three of you created a drug that turns aggression into pheromone production."

"It was for the DOD!  You know, for spy work?  Why shoot anyone when you can take this with you?  One shot of this and every one is getting busy.  You get in, get out and the effects are gone within 24 hours.  We weren't done with it yet, but it's not like anyone will get hurt."

"Theoretically."

"Gentlemen, I don't care what the intended applications are.  I need to know what the potential effects of your love drug will do to the population of the town.  Thanks to the explosion there is a contamination issue that is not contained."

"Oh, it won't effect everyone."

"He's right.  I mean, we haven't moved to animal testing yet, but we're fairly sure no-one will see any effects unless there's a significant amount of aggression."

"You might want to check on Fargo and Larry, though." They all snickered.

"Oh no," Allison moaned pulling out her phone and heading for her car. "Jo?  It's Allison do you know where Carter is right now?"

"Yeah, he went to Cafe Diem to grab lunch.  Why?'

"Because that's where Nathan is.  I need you to go over there right now and pull them apart.  There was an explosion in lab nineteen."

"Isn't that the 'Make Love Not War' lab?"

"Yes, and Jo?  If you get there first tell them it's in their best interests not to breathe."

End.

I know I said I wasn't putting up fanfiction here, but you know how it goes.

drabble, eureka, fiction, humor

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