If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday (hump day)
If I were a time of day I would be: anytime that I could be held
If I were a planet I would be: pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: a starfish
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a sofa, so someone could lay on me
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Jesus. I want to know if the history matches the biblical
If I were a liquid I would be: a teardrop
If I were a tree I would be: a willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: a snowflake--always unique
If I were a musical instrument I would be: piano
If I were an animal I would be: a puppy
If I were a color I would be: purple
If I were a vegetable I would be: squash (it sounds funny)
If I were a sound I would be: kissing
If I were an element I would be: air
If I were a car I would be: bmw convertible
If I were a song I would be: Joni Mitchell "Both Sides Now"
If I were a movie I would be directed by: whomever directed Girl, Interrupted
If I were a book I would be written by: myself
If I were a food I would be: whatever you desire
If I were a place I would be: one of the 7 wonders of the world
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: chocolate chip
If I were a scent I would be: Clinique Simply
If I were a word I would be: amazing
If I were an object I would be: a stuffed animal
If I were a body part I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: a grin
If I were a cartoon character I would be: i cannot pick just one
If I were a shape I would be a: a cylinder
If I were a number I would be: 1>