Haven't done one in a while. This one looked like fun so...
MEME: Explain what you know about the fandoms your flist is into, but you are not into yourself.
NCIS Los Angeles: Series which has nothing to do with NCIS but LL Cool J and the guy (Used to be Robin in bad Batman movies) my wife adores are totally gay for each other.
Stargate Universe: Part of the Stargate Franchise that nobody is watching. Has a chubby nerd and the guy who played Ritchie Valens in "La Bamba".
One Tree Hill: Sophia Bush eventually becomes a clothing designer and someone over at Hollow art can't stop making icons of her. Seriously. Stop with the icons. We get it. She's pretty. CMM is also in it but is only around so he can visit the Supernatural set and make out with Sam Winchester.
Supernatural: Two brothers who are hot for each other drive around listening to heavy metal and fighting demons and ghosts. Also has an Angel with facial hair stubble who never smiles.
Glee: Basically "Once More with Feeling" from BTVS but without supernatural elements and uses pop songs instead of original lyrics. People throw slushees and Jane Lynch finally has a steady gig that doesn't involve Christopher Guest movies.
Vampire Diaries: Another chance for the CW to cash in on the whole vampire craze.
True Blood: Everyone pretends to have a Southern accent and then go off to have sex with horny vampires and the occasional shapeshifter.
The Clone Wars: Animated Anakin gets an annoying sidekick who looks like but doesn't talk like Jar-Jar Binks.
Fringe: Guy from Dawson's creek has an insane dad and ends up working for the X-files.
Raising Hope: Martha Plimpton finally gets steady work as a young grandmother.
Okay, all of the above was supposed to be funny but I'm too tired to make it work. Whatever.
Annnnnnd I just hear a thump and my daughter whimper. She fell out of bed. Again.