a little afternoon delight
three points of interest:
1. i was out in a neighboring town for work last week, and there is this cougar in said town..... that walks around in TIGHT-TIGHT tops and teensy-weensy SHORT-SHORTS. there's not a lot this woman can put on, that would shock me anymore. i see her every time i'm in town, and i've seen her in more leopard-print, spandex, or a mix of the two then i would care to admit.
anyways, my mouth dropped when i saw her this last time. i have NEVER seen such an extreme camel-toe in person before. it was insane, and i can't believe she was even able to walk without complete chafing. i'm serious. one good breeze, and those meat curtains would be blowing in the wind. i was SO DAMN TEMPTED to yell "BITCH, YOUR PUSSY IS HONGRAY" when i drove past.
10 points to the best friend if she remembers that line.
2. there is this bird's nest perched on top of the light over the garage door at work, and i've been waiting for the past 2 weeks for the wee babies to hatch. and they did today! there are 3 of them, and i've named them larry, curly and moe. i'm excited to see them learn to fly. you better believe that if anything happens to them, i WILL be hunting down the person or creature responsible.
3. this song is quite possibly the most progressive country song i've ever heard. i love it.
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