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dear hoodlums at 35th & hawthorne,
remember that time that you broke into my car by smashing my window and then you stole nothing because there was nothing in the car to steal? just a word to the wise, check inside the car for something more than a humane society umbrella and a crushed red bull can next time.
oh and also, next time don't do it to someone who is currently fighting for safer streets in the area, because it just makes me more motivated to kick your ass. plus, i'm holding a lemonade stand next week with all of my acorn members and inviting the police down to it for lemonade so we can make a plan to kick your ass!! so fuck off!
love,
ariana
remember that time that you broke into my car by smashing my window and then you stole nothing because there was nothing in the car to steal? just a word to the wise, check inside the car for something more than a humane society umbrella and a crushed red bull can next time.
oh and also, next time don't do it to someone who is currently fighting for safer streets in the area, because it just makes me more motivated to kick your ass. plus, i'm holding a lemonade stand next week with all of my acorn members and inviting the police down to it for lemonade so we can make a plan to kick your ass!! so fuck off!
love,
ariana