your momma's a bitch

[gum_for_brunch]

So, i am destined to work at heb. Every time i go there i see atleast one goodlooking boy working there. Ok, well not really. That has only happened twice out of 5316565447566 times going, but those are the only times i remember. Anyways, this boy whatever his name was i forgot it. Anyway, we had a conversation and it went like this;

(he started the conversation)
Are you a senior?
No, i'm a junior.
And you go to Lamar?
Yeah, duh, i'm wearing a Lamar shirt.
Do you know this senior named sophia?
I only know of one sophia and she is a junior, i think.
Oh.
What school do you go to?
Oh, i go to UofH. I graduated last year.
Oh, that's cool. wantobemyboyfriendnow?
YEAHHHHH!
HEY! cool! later boyfriend!