http://members.shaw.ca/mcramer1/weirdfacts.htm <-- That made me cry from laughing so hard.
Back to my English project, where we're supposed to talk about our philosophy of life, what we want to be remembered for after we die, and what makes a human. My answer to that last one was "To be human means to be of the species homo sapiens, to have the intellect and technology to make nuclear weapons, and to be able to feel a variety of emotions and make choices to live our lives the way we want to."
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