Ah ha. Ah hahaha. Ha.
XxJazzyJasxX: the Eragon movie is rated PG
foruteexe: no dead babies on stakes, then
XxJazzyJasxX: nope
XxJazzyJasxX: or hawt Eragon/Murtagh action
foruteexe: *snerk*
XxJazzyJasxX: i can so see it:
Outside: *hurricane*
Eragon: *makes out with Murtagh in some random cave*
Saphira: *kills things to ease the pain*
foruteexe: ahhahahaha.
XxJazzyJasxX: then, in Eldest, there'll be the obligatory 'discovery scene':
Murtagh: *takes Zar'roc* Oh, by the way, you're my brother.
Eragon: Why you - WAITAMINUTE. We made out in that cave during the hurricane and you're my BROTHER?!?! *vomits*
Murtagh: You see! This is why I don't tell you anything! You can't handle it! *storms off*
foruteexe: that's it, I'm making a whole religion devoted to you. I'll call it... Jasmineism.
foruteexe: no dead babies on stakes, then
XxJazzyJasxX: nope
XxJazzyJasxX: or hawt Eragon/Murtagh action
foruteexe: *snerk*
XxJazzyJasxX: i can so see it:
Outside: *hurricane*
Eragon: *makes out with Murtagh in some random cave*
Saphira: *kills things to ease the pain*
foruteexe: ahhahahaha.
XxJazzyJasxX: then, in Eldest, there'll be the obligatory 'discovery scene':
Murtagh: *takes Zar'roc* Oh, by the way, you're my brother.
Eragon: Why you - WAITAMINUTE. We made out in that cave during the hurricane and you're my BROTHER?!?! *vomits*
Murtagh: You see! This is why I don't tell you anything! You can't handle it! *storms off*
foruteexe: that's it, I'm making a whole religion devoted to you. I'll call it... Jasmineism.