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gulfwax

The Goat's Take:

Jun 16, 2006 07:00

This Week's Topic:
GESTATION

Hey Cadets, what the fuck? It's been a little while since I've pestered your retinas. Did you want to read a Goat post? No? Too bad, I'm giving you a double-header whether you like it or not. This first post will be short and to the point, like my penis.
The new word on the street concerns the baby in which the ( Read more... )

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roonie424 June 16 2006, 11:54:05 UTC

HAHA you leave that preggo waddle alone!! i hoped for 3 things with this preggo business...no popped out belly button, no fat face and NO waddling...so far...i have no popped out belly button and no fat face...the waddle...nothing you can do about it...LOL sounds like you guys got the lives of our children planned pretty well...i am SURE tyler would love to join their little rocker band...if people figure out he's a boy...he will just look like a asian slave driver eh? thats his problem not ours :)

love you guys!!
Courtney

kerbyaj007 June 16 2006, 16:52:49 UTC

no need to worry about Tyler... you have to strip those people down to nothing to tell what they are

pippinsmom June 16 2006, 12:37:47 UTC

hahaha to preggo waddle. Congrats on a lil girl.

I will buy her a train, some tools, and a nifty toolbelt to go with it in hopes that she becomes a lesbian. That would be ideal.

but in all reality, as soon as goatress has that lil thang, everyone will party. and by party i mean a orgy.

cloud_connected June 17 2006, 05:09:00 UTC

Aww total congrats on the new soon to be addition.

its unfortunate that i have nothing witty to say, so all i shall say is congrats :) oh how lame i am. heeh

hightimes420 June 18 2006, 17:18:34 UTC

Our all girl rock band will be the shit...then we can get back patches for our jean jackets. All we have to do now is wait for the babies to drop and we will be in business. I already have my MP3 player rocking on the old ladies belly...so Little Marley can hear some tunes. Mostly Queens of the stone age,rolling stones,beatles,bob marley, snoop dog, some Alice in chains and Nirvana...about 208 songs on constant rotation.

Also if we cant get tyler to play in the girl band then I think my dog Chino Jr can play bass just as well

bluckablucka June 23 2006, 05:44:13 UTC

lol

I'll be like Kaz to their Yumi and Ami.

What the hell is Puffy doing there, anyway?