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[gulched]

hello hogwarts, i have some juicy gossip! it turns out ginny weasley is a big fat lesbian! it was horrible, i was just going about my business like a good student, and she snogged me! right after she froze me so i couldn't get away! how disgusting! no wonder that harry potter boy has run away if his girlfriend is a lesbian! i was telling everyone

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[fauxblooded]

SHE IS A BIG FAT LESBIAN MAN!

[gulched]

well i don't know about a man but she's certainly not into them!

[fauxblooded]

THAT MEANS HARRY IS A WOMAN!

[gulched]

i don't know about that, maybe he ran away because he found out about her!

[fauxblooded]

YEAH. SHE SHAMED HIM!

[gulched]

exactly! i almost feel sorry for him! almost!

[fauxblooded]

ALMOST. HA, he is a DUMB PONCE!