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[gulched]

have you poor people had any luck finding some food yet? i'm going to recommend the steak, if you find some, it's so tasty! and medium rare, just how i like it! i'm sure there'll be enough for all you poor, poor people, though! just keep looking!

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[gin_up]

Shut up, Gulch.

[gulched]

that's not very nice! i am offering encouragement! i just want everyone to have a good meal and a good time!

[gin_up]

I doubt it. Would you like to share your food voluntarily or involuntarily?

[gulched]

i'm not allowed, you have to find your own, sorry!

[gin_up]

You really don't get what I mean by involuntarily. Okay. I am going to hide outside your common room and hex people for food. You are so right.

[gulched]

i don't trust you! i hope you aren't planning on hexing any more slytherins!

[gin_up]

Not so they can see me. Merlin's trousers, no.

[gulched]

i still don't trust you! i'm going to ask draco to make sure none of the slytherins leave the common room, and none of them give any food to you!

[kirkeoff]

How the fuck are we supposed to eat when no one left food in our common rooms and the only stuff left is either cold and contaminated by animals and bugs or mouldy??

[gin_up]

My mum taught me a charm to get rid of the bugs.

[kirkeoff]

I don't want food that the bugs have already pooped in!

[gulched]

i don't know, i didn't hide the food! this is starting to upset me andrew, please don't take it out on me!

[kirkeoff]

I'm really upset too and I'm hungry. At least you've eaten and I wouldn't complain if you're not even going to help anyone else!

[gulched]

i can't even eat this lovely food i'm starting to get so upset! someone else will eat it and then i'll be hungry too and then none of us will be happy!

[kirkeoff]

Even if you eat it, you will be the only one happy. Tell me how that's fair?

[gulched]

actually, i am surrounded by happy people in my common room! i should shut this journal and stop talking to you horrible gryffindors who keep BULLYING ME!