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do you know what, hogwarts, i do believe that zacharias smith wasn't hugged much as a child! i know everybody's been trying to hug him lately but i've been trying the longest, so i thought today that i should double my efforts! i saw him in the corridor today and i went to give him a big hug but i don't think it worked! he was horrible. he made a very rude noise that you shall never hear from my mouth because i am a lady, and then he made me let go! however, what perpetua was saying about him not having genitals cannot be true because i'm sure i felt something on my thigh. it was disgusting, i had to scrub myself for ages in the shower! i don't think that zacharias is going to be an angel in heaven with professor dumbledore when he dies.
i've noticed that everyone is looking forward to hogsmeade, and i am too! i think i want some more sugar quills from honeydukes, and i might send an owl to mr and mrs smith, telling them to hug zacharias more! i would send toto but he's a bit small to make a long journey, and you know what, last time i went to feed him and play with him a little there seemed to be a few more empty perches! i'd rather not risk anything happening, i am rather attached to him!
i've noticed that everyone is looking forward to hogsmeade, and i am too! i think i want some more sugar quills from honeydukes, and i might send an owl to mr and mrs smith, telling them to hug zacharias more! i would send toto but he's a bit small to make a long journey, and you know what, last time i went to feed him and play with him a little there seemed to be a few more empty perches! i'd rather not risk anything happening, i am rather attached to him!