Old couple walks by...
Old couple walks by...
as ugly as sin..
but he's got her...
she's...
got him.
*Romeo Void. circa 1983
ok. I was at the local DOLLAR GENERAL store with my room mate today. And like this old couple drives up in their massive gas guzzling car. (when I say *old... I mean they were OLD. were are talking FOSSILS. One day older than GOD and older than dirt.) The older gentlemen gets out first. He does the old man shuffle up the curb. (I swear I felt my hair and nails grow as I watched this) His wife gets outtah the car next as she was driving. I thought she was just hunched over due to her being short for driving. But I was mistaken. She was like bent over hunched. (with a big ol hump on her back) I think this condition is something women tend to get for lack of calcium. (help me out BUTTERBELLY) ummm Osteo perosis? something like that. She took forever to get up onto the curb poor thing. I swear she was going to fall over. Crouching hunch back that she was.
Then she took her husbands hand. And I thought awwwww. Hallmark-Normen Rockewell moment. But then I gasped. Because you know you get these visuals in your head. I thought of them making out and doing it. (that is just wrong...dont you agree?) I wonder if there is still that kinda smoldering passion in their marriage.
Then I started thinking. I really don't wanna grow that old and be incontinent. ummm Doctor Kevorkian?
When my day is centered upon my bowel movements.
Do you plan on growing old gracefully? I don't. What are your plans for retirement?
as ugly as sin..
but he's got her...
she's...
got him.
*Romeo Void. circa 1983
ok. I was at the local DOLLAR GENERAL store with my room mate today. And like this old couple drives up in their massive gas guzzling car. (when I say *old... I mean they were OLD. were are talking FOSSILS. One day older than GOD and older than dirt.) The older gentlemen gets out first. He does the old man shuffle up the curb. (I swear I felt my hair and nails grow as I watched this) His wife gets outtah the car next as she was driving. I thought she was just hunched over due to her being short for driving. But I was mistaken. She was like bent over hunched. (with a big ol hump on her back) I think this condition is something women tend to get for lack of calcium. (help me out BUTTERBELLY) ummm Osteo perosis? something like that. She took forever to get up onto the curb poor thing. I swear she was going to fall over. Crouching hunch back that she was.
Then she took her husbands hand. And I thought awwwww. Hallmark-Normen Rockewell moment. But then I gasped. Because you know you get these visuals in your head. I thought of them making out and doing it. (that is just wrong...dont you agree?) I wonder if there is still that kinda smoldering passion in their marriage.
Then I started thinking. I really don't wanna grow that old and be incontinent. ummm Doctor Kevorkian?
When my day is centered upon my bowel movements.
Do you plan on growing old gracefully? I don't. What are your plans for retirement?