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"Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay.... Dead people know you're gay." -Will
"Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship's on line 1." -Karen
"I just got all misty...down there."
-Karen
"Your words are rockin' my world and my pants!"
-Karen
"Honey, you're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore--that's why we're so much alike!"
-Karen
"Look, I've been playing with myself and I feel much more confident."
-Grace
"In this house, a queen beats a straight every time!"
-Will
"Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight!"
-Karen
"Thats what really melts my butter."
-Truvy
"How about a glass of iced tea--the house wine of the South."
-Truvy
"I've said it before, and I'll say it again...life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might just miss it"
-Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?"
Dharma, Dharma and Greg
BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY: I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
-Pinky and the Brain
Leo : Grace, it's what I do. And you're who I do. I just want to be able to do who I do while I do what I do.
Grace : That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.
Grace : [sobbing] I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. And all the people are pigs. And I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks I'm ugly because they're all pigs and they think pigs are pretty.
Grace : All I asked for was one month, one month to see where this is going.
Will : Oh let me tell you where this is going. You'll end up hating him in three weeks because, I don't know, he has a weird chest hair pattern, or he doesn't like watching E... Or he'll end up hating you because you're too needy. Then you'll fall apart, I'll pick you up, and then magically, you'll be ready to have a baby.
Grace : Who's Diane?
Jack : Oh, Diane is the woman Will slept with after he broke up with you. You knew about that. You told her.
[Grace looks hurt]
Jack : You didn't know about that? You didn't tell her?
[Grace gets up and walks out]
Will : Wait, Grace. Jack, when we get home I am going to rip your heart out through your foot.
Grace : [to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.