my honda is a peice of shit

[guitarsr4geeks]

k well my honda has some kind of popular disease which goes by the name shitting the bed, or pretty much breaking and needing to be fixed every other week or so. i dump so much money to fix bullshit which just makes something else break. It's like fuckin dominos!! when i got my car nothing was wrong at all, now my breaks squeeek, my right front tire has a very small hole which is deflating extremely slowing but still deflating, my engine sounds like a turbine when it idles because my car is all bassy inside (dont know why), i discovered the 3rd hole in my tail peice to the exshaust (the other two i paid to be fixed and was in two differant places one was 40 one was 135), when you slowly eeezzzzzz on the breaks coming off the highway it feels like your running over boulders because my break rotors are not.. ah flat so it shakes, it has 190k miles, my drivers side window takes about 40 seconds to fully close from the full open position, the (new) windsheild wipers dont really work that well they streak and shit, when you turn the A/C on it makes this continous noise like eerrrrkkkkkkeeeeyyyy, because my a/c belt is slightly loose so it makes a funny noise, my transmission isnt really "going" but it isnt perfect, it like kinda bumps when it shifts and when you put it in reverse on flat ground or downhill it bumps when it shifts into gear, and stock spearkers baby cant go wrong! but i do have a nice cd player in it and the interior is mint

if you wanna by this rocket shit honda i'll give it to you for a kiss.

so then i looked up kelly blue book private party deal as in if i were to sell it to a friend or stranger but just sold personaly, including 200k miles and the problems included in fair conditions it's worth 3,500
check it out but i'll take 1,500 off of that and sell it for 2k if your absolutly crazy and you happened to be interested, just ask