Sixth Guitar Drive-By - Action

Dec 14, 2011 11:57

1. Action, around Town

[So the power is out. So what, who cares? Haruko certainly doesn't give a damn. She got her guitar back last set of regains, and she's feeling fine as long as she has that. Hell, far as she's concerned with the lack of drones being active and people trying to stay inside to keep warm, now's the perfect time to tear ass around town.

If you're out and about today, you'll find a woman just over the surface of the snow on a bass guitar, smiling like mad about it.

Until the guitar disappears from under her, and she falls and dives face first into the snow, sputtering.]

2. Also Action Around Town

[Well that sucked. Her guitar is gone, and her Vespa is too, so Haruko is just stalking crankily around the town, arms folded in a pout. So she'll do what she does when she's cranky: be as annoying as possible. Well. Alright. She does that all the time, but especially when she's cranky.

So, if you see her around town, prepare to hear her just screeching Christmas carols.]

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEARS
GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING
BLAH BLAH SOMETHING ABOUT KIN
STILL WISHING A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THAT GOOD SH-

[And is then interrupted as she bursts into a coughing fit. Someone didn't bundle up for the cold, considering they hadn't planned to be out here that long.]

3. Locked to 2237 Stevens

[Hey not!family. Don't mind Haruko. She's just filtered the gasoline out of one of the cars and dumped it over the couch with the intention of setting it on fire for warmth. Fortunately for all of you, she either can't find a goddamn lighter or doesn't feel like it, so she's rubbing two sticks together to try and produce flame.]

Come on.

C'moooooon.

too cold, !ic. !mayfield, not my guitar, event: christma

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