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stuck at work. literally. bored shitless. sick of numbers. and monkeys. scratch that, could never be sick of monkeys.
Podcasts
Ok I know everyone probably subscribes to a million of them, but I just recently discovered the world of hilarious podcasts. Ricky Gervais has an entire archive of podcasted shows. Amazing. They're so much more amusing to listen to while running than music. and if i need worldly updates, or primatology news or a show on why the sight of jellyfish makes a kid in the czech republic hungry for pixie sticks, it's good to know that i can just download the podcast and listen to it on my morning run. pretty brilliant. hurrah for podcasts.
Horseflies
have been eating my flesh and leaving bloody remains. the bumps then swell up like cantaloupes. if i get aids i know who to blame.
Brad Pitt
Duh there are some cities in new orleans that are still crappy. why don't you talk to our president about a little thing called FEMA before drawing national attention to the fact that things aren't rebuilt. just because you're pretty doesn't mean you have power
TLC
For real, play one more show about a half-ton man. I dare you.
Clark Gable
Yes, you were very hot in the 30s, but it has come to my attention during Mutiny on the HMS Bounty that you are lacking a certain essential part of the male anatomy. Clark Gable? Unic? apparently.
Pumpkin Pie
in my fridge. *clears throat* "And I-----eeeeeI will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....IIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUU"
New orleans Shell shockers
maybe no one went to your soccer games because you didn't advertise them until THE SEASON WAS OVER. dude. you could have gotten world cup fans.
Baton Rouge Zoo
I can't wait to feed your primates on saturday!! eeee I'm so excited!
Sonic
Frito burrito. That's all I have to say.
Real Ladybugs
stop trying to mate with the fake ladybugs drawn on my hideous work shoes. it makes me uncomfortable.
Thank you for your time, insignificant thoughts.
Podcasts
Ok I know everyone probably subscribes to a million of them, but I just recently discovered the world of hilarious podcasts. Ricky Gervais has an entire archive of podcasted shows. Amazing. They're so much more amusing to listen to while running than music. and if i need worldly updates, or primatology news or a show on why the sight of jellyfish makes a kid in the czech republic hungry for pixie sticks, it's good to know that i can just download the podcast and listen to it on my morning run. pretty brilliant. hurrah for podcasts.
Horseflies
have been eating my flesh and leaving bloody remains. the bumps then swell up like cantaloupes. if i get aids i know who to blame.
Brad Pitt
Duh there are some cities in new orleans that are still crappy. why don't you talk to our president about a little thing called FEMA before drawing national attention to the fact that things aren't rebuilt. just because you're pretty doesn't mean you have power
TLC
For real, play one more show about a half-ton man. I dare you.
Clark Gable
Yes, you were very hot in the 30s, but it has come to my attention during Mutiny on the HMS Bounty that you are lacking a certain essential part of the male anatomy. Clark Gable? Unic? apparently.
Pumpkin Pie
in my fridge. *clears throat* "And I-----eeeeeI will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....IIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUU"
New orleans Shell shockers
maybe no one went to your soccer games because you didn't advertise them until THE SEASON WAS OVER. dude. you could have gotten world cup fans.
Baton Rouge Zoo
I can't wait to feed your primates on saturday!! eeee I'm so excited!
Sonic
Frito burrito. That's all I have to say.
Real Ladybugs
stop trying to mate with the fake ladybugs drawn on my hideous work shoes. it makes me uncomfortable.
Thank you for your time, insignificant thoughts.