The "Gooch"

Mar 01, 2005 16:12

So. middletown public school's superintendent is really stupid. it was snowing like crazy, not to mention the snow on the ground was thick, and we only had a 90 min delay. me and my sis's bus was half an hour late, but we actually had fun waiting for it. we were being assholes and kicking snow around and randomly singing and stupid shit like that. its nice to act like a loser ever once in a while...:-P but yeah so we ended up going to school and it started 15 mins late neways, cuz barely any buses were there on time. which just showed how bad it was. (we shouldve just had the day off...) so yeah im in skool and i have like 3 subs, and the other teachers just let us chill basically because they didnt think we'd have school so they didnt prepare things, it was just stupid shit like that all day. and then i had science. lol. CRAZIEST CLASS EVER. so yeah we had so much fun. WE MADE BABIES. that's rite, babies. lol. so ballek (my bio teacher if you don't know by now..and im not explaining who he is again) said that we need to partner up to make the babies, and we're all like uh-oh wink wink...lol so sam is like, just give me a sec and ill run over to Xavier and pick some1 lol, and im like...ill call jeff :-P (ill name it Reme! lol) so yeah that was really funny. and then we're deciding what traits the baby is gonna have, and its me donata and sam, so theyre like, the baby is gonna have ur eyes. i was like..awwwwww, cuz they said i had nice eyes, like the color and that theyre big :) so then we're like, itll have donata's hair, cuz her hair is like the perfect type of wavy, its so nice. and then we're like it'll have sam's lips, cuz she has these really pretty full lips. so yeah. then we're like, we're gonna have one sexy baby!! lol so then we were talking about these others traits, and ballek said this girl in our class didnt have an earlobe lol. so sam goes up to him and is like "Mr. Ballek she definitely has an earlobe! stop trying to tell her she's something she's not, she has an earlobe." and then he's like, no look its connected to her head, she doesnt have an earlobe! so shes like "YOU DON'T HAVE AN EARLOBE!" lol it was wicked funny. and then we were talking about if being gay was a trait, and we called dan gay and he got mad lol. and then...sam started talking about "gooches" lol. so everyone is like, wtf is that. and she said it was...well it's something lol. and everyone is like, yeah w/e you made that up, that's a made up word. so we have the break for double science, and she's asks this kid in the hallway what it is, and surprisingly they say the same thing. so we were like...lol ok so its real, but thats kinda sick. and then they asked ballek what it was lol. good thing he didnt know! and then abraham was trying to explain it to chris, and he said something about a frog. which was completely irrelivant lol. and then finally sam stuck scissors to chad's back with some tape, and he didnt notice it at all. which was surprising cuz they were really heavy. so then abraham spoiled it and told him about them before he left. but yeah overall the whole class was just hilarious today. :-P
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