Shadenfreude.....this is my mind set
Shadenfreude...the happiness at the misfortune of others. I'm a bad person...i know. But here are the cases at which i feel it most....
*Straigt A students get B's
*Ex's getting STD's
*Watching tourists reading maps
*CEO's getting shackles
*Watching oscars never reach the ending of their oscar speech
*Watching people out in the rain while i'm warm and cozy
*A waitress falling and dropping a tray of glasses
*Watching figure skater's falling on their asses
*Football players getting tackled
*Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
*Being on an elevator when somebody shouts hold the door...NO (fuck you lady that's what stairs are for)
*Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in
Hey, i never said it was nice...but everybody does it
Carry on my float of Shadenfreude!
*Straigt A students get B's
*Ex's getting STD's
*Watching tourists reading maps
*CEO's getting shackles
*Watching oscars never reach the ending of their oscar speech
*Watching people out in the rain while i'm warm and cozy
*A waitress falling and dropping a tray of glasses
*Watching figure skater's falling on their asses
*Football players getting tackled
*Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
*Being on an elevator when somebody shouts hold the door...NO (fuck you lady that's what stairs are for)
*Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in
Hey, i never said it was nice...but everybody does it
Carry on my float of Shadenfreude!