Conversations with my cat
"So, whatcha doin?"
"UM, well - I was typing on the computer."
"Yeah?"
"Uh-huh."
"That sounds nice."
"Yeah, I guess it was. I had to stop though."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. See, when you jump up on the desk and flop down on the keyboard the way you are right now, it makes it kind of hard for me to type. Hear that 'buh buh buh' noise? That's the computer complaining because you're lying on the keyboard and pressing all the keys at the same time and it doesn't like that."
"Sounds like its finicky."
"Yep."
"It should be less demanding. So do you wanna play?!"
". . ."
"UM, well - I was typing on the computer."
"Yeah?"
"Uh-huh."
"That sounds nice."
"Yeah, I guess it was. I had to stop though."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. See, when you jump up on the desk and flop down on the keyboard the way you are right now, it makes it kind of hard for me to type. Hear that 'buh buh buh' noise? That's the computer complaining because you're lying on the keyboard and pressing all the keys at the same time and it doesn't like that."
"Sounds like its finicky."
"Yep."
"It should be less demanding. So do you wanna play?!"
". . ."