This test could set me off on a rant!

[guitaraway]

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[not_odd_job]

Baby to me you're all gay. I think you only get points for being a screaming queen.

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The Gay

Stand up and be heard! You're 58% gay!

You're gay! Deny it if you want, but it's all too clear. Our advice:
embrace it. You aren't going to get away from this one.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on homopoints

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I think it's because I own more shoes than you. They don't seem to care that they're almost all dress shoes for work.

[guitaraway]

Yeah. Hey I can still be gay and wear underpants and not be into 'divas'! I mean come on!

[not_odd_job]

Hey I'm gay and I'm not into Cher, fishnet shirts and Techno. I think we proved we're both gay last night.

[guitaraway]

If you buy a fishnet shirt, I'm breaking up with you. *grins*

I always hated that sexuality was dumbed down to what you wear and stuff like that. If it was more acceptable for gay men to be 'manly' then I think a lot more guys, especially young guys, would be comfortable comming out.

[not_odd_job]

Should I admit that I used to own one?

[guitaraway]

No way. You're way too hot. How old were you?

[not_odd_job]

I was 15. It was during my Goth phase.

[guitaraway]

*laughs*

YOU had a goth phase?! I've been dressing the same way my whole life; wearing whatever's the cleanest.

[not_odd_job]

Yep, eyeliner, hair dyed black, black nailpolish and lipstick, multiple piercings, even a lip ring. I had a plastic surgeon repair the holes a few years ago.

[guitaraway]

I can't picture it! Although I bet you were still hot. And you made your hair blacker than it is?

[not_odd_job]

Dull flat dead black hair. I'll bet Gavin has pictures somewhere.

[guitaraway]

I'd love to see those. Carlos? I'm gay enough for you right? You don't want me to be more stereotypical?

[not_odd_job]

Angel, you are perfect for me. You don't have to be anything but you, the man I feel in love with.

[guitaraway]

*giggles and puts hands on the base of Carlos's neck*

You are so cute. Thank you, baby. Thank you. *kisses him*

[not_odd_job]

Angel mine, you don't have to change a thing for me.

[guitaraway]

Thanks baby. You neither. Unless you decide to wear a fishnet shirt again. That you'd have to change. *grins*