Because Rose made me...
1. What is the capital of Bhutan? (you have ten seconds to answer)
Rotan?
2. Mauve or lavender?
I look damn HOT in mauve
3. When your socks speak to you, what do they say?
Bitch! Don't let that dog eat us again!
4. Yes?
Why?
5. Where were you in 1852?
Probably on the American Frontier running cattle, scoffing at the women who thought they could only be married, widowed, or a whore. Playing with cattle, mocking men, getting laid, and disappearing for months on end.
6. Favorite airline:
Any one that gets me from point A to point B.
7. Appalachians or Ozarks?
Appy's.
8. Favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force character:
Meatwad.
9. Venus II or banana cream pie?
I'm thinking Apple pie personally.
10. 2 or 3-ply?
3. I like 3.
11. What would I find in your grandmother's closet?
Both of my biological grandparents are dead. I don't look in my grandfather's wife's closet, and I've never looked in my dad's mom's closet.
12. If you knew it was only a short matter of time before the United States turns into a Margaret Atwood novel (a la Handmaids Tale) and everyone who is not a fundamentalist Christian is going to be hauled off to a re-education camp, do you think you would be able to make it to Canada in time?
Yeah. I do. Would I go? That's a different question.
13. What route would you go?
Secret, unknown route.
14. Would you have sex with Aidan Quinn to help repopulate the rebel force?
Um... no.. I think I'll boink the boyo...
15. Reuben or Rachel?
Reuben without saurkraut or thousand island.
16. Favorite Christmas gift this Christmas:
Stargate Season 6 :)
17. Can you feel the beat?
grimble
18. Do you think that Amy Heckerling completely glossed over Stacy Hamilton's abortion in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, making it seem like just a trip to the grocery store?
wha-huh?
19. You still like the movie though, right?
See 18.
20. Do you have a bad feeling that the Simpsons movie this summer is going to suck? Like, you really really don't want it to but that's usually how these things turn out so why would you have any reason to think differently?
Probably.
21. If you weren't what you are now, what would you want to be?
Police officer
22. If David Coral put together a 12-month calendar featuring a different photo each month of bendable Gumby and Pokey figures in sexual positions, would you buy it?
Um... only to give it to someone as a gag gift.
23. How much would you pay for it?
You'd have to pay me to take it.
24. Favorite kind of cheese:
Pepper jack
25. 25,416, 307:
The amount of money coming my way in the next twelve months.
26. What are you doing tomorrow?
work, study, school, bowling, dinner with boyo as a prize for making Dean's list.
27. How often do you think of me on a weekly basis?
Lots.
28. Handcuffs or scarf?
Scarf.
29. What is on your bedside table right now?
books, meds, drink, alarm clock
30. What is an animal you have never seen, but would like to?
dinosaur in the flesh
31. You are able to invite eight famous people over to dinner (living or dead). Which one do you kill with a baseball bat (a la Al Capone?)
I dunno.
Loki says she has to think about it.