No, I DON'T think your kid is cute. STFU.
My roommate is obsessed with her 2-year-old niece. She, who swears she doesn't want kids and will never have them, has become one of those annoying people who want to tell you ALL about the damn kid ALL the damn time. She trapped me for 45 minutes last night, including tales of Sienna's cereal eating prowess and her "adorable" 1-word descriptions for EVERY DAMN THING ("Book!" "Cookie!" "Potty!"). She tries to make me coo over her baby pictures. I'm now listening to her rehash this whole business with my other roommate, who missed the fun last night.
Do I want kids? Yes. Do I give two shits about someone else's kid? No. Please shut up about it, for the love of god (and my sanity).
Do I want kids? Yes. Do I give two shits about someone else's kid? No. Please shut up about it, for the love of god (and my sanity).